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1 .22 caliber gunshot to a part of your body that will be determined randomly | 7 | 14.89% | |
2 years’ exile from all countries except the Democratic Republic of the Congo | 6 | 12.77% | |
3 days of intense interrogation at Guantanamo as a suspected terrorist, with interrogators who are trying to impress Israeli guest interrogators | 0 | 0% | |
4-day do-as-you’re-told orgy with three other people who are all of the gender you’re least attracted to, and who think you’re cute | 2 | 4.26% | |
5 non-seat-belted crashes into a wall in a 1974 AMC Gremlin as a 25-mph live crash-test dummy | 3 | 6.38% | |
6 yards of solid gasoline fire – run through it naked and you’re free | 6 | 12.77% | |
7 days in a California state prison with a fake rap for child molestation and tattoos of various child actors on your arms | 0 | 0% | |
8 hours locked in a hardware store with three bipolar skinheads/Crips, whichever is less preferable for your race, whose car you just door-dinged | 5 | 10.64% | |
9 days in a heavily wooded twenty-acre enclosure with a tiger that is not being fed regularly | 5 | 10.64% | |
10 unshielded knees to the groin by a small angry Chinese woman who knees groins for a living in a Tibetan prison and thinks you were looking lewdly at her daughter. | 4 | 8.51% | |
All of the above, please | 3 | 6.38% | |
I believe that rehabilitation is the answer, not punishment. | 6 | 12.77% | |
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06-07-2007, 09:32 AM | #2 |
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I voted for the 4-day long orgy. Maybe they'll buy that I'm least attracted to guys since I was heading to Swingapore, where the women outnumber the men by 3-1. And considering I'm there for eyeing a woman...
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06-07-2007, 09:35 AM | #3 |
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Sorry, luv. You can't fool the judiciary. But your sentence has already been selected, so...
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I went with 8 hours locked in a hardware store with three bipolar skinheads/Crips, whichever is less preferable for your race, whose car you just door-dinged. I think that I could just cry and act like a little whiny bitch and they'd leave me alone. Plus it's only for 8 hours.
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06-07-2007, 09:46 AM | #5 |
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First of all, I want the name of your doctor, Mr. Rainman. I need me some of your prescriptions, please....
Second. I chose the .22 bullet. I know it could be a life threatening part of the body, but if it is truely a random body part selection, I have a much greater chance it ends up one of my appendages, the pain will suck but it seems quick and too the point comparable to the other choices, anyway.... Nice thread, kind Sir! |
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06-07-2007, 05:52 PM | #6 |
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6 yards of fire. Only 18 feet. Couple burns and I'm home free.
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06-07-2007, 06:22 PM | #7 |
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You know, I've always wondered about this scenario myself. Thanks for bringing it up.
I went with 2 years in the Congo. I would try to pass as a journalist and see if I can make it two years that way. I'm assuming I would have no money, so I would have to get some clothes and a camera somehow (probably illegally), but once I have those things, I would be on my way. I wouldn't put any film in the camera. I would just go around taking pictures of threatening people/groups in order to make them feel cool in return for food and shelter. I would promise that when I return to Australia (because people don't like Americans) in two years, I will feature them on my blog.
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I picked the hardware store option. I can take 'em out.
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I almost picked the tiger option, but realized they can climb trees. Although it WOULD be exciting. I'd fashion a crude spear from a tree branch.
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