Embarrassing things your child says...

BIG K · 06-03-2006, 04:07 PM

Every member here who is a parent can understand that sometimes, a child will reveal embarrassing things about us, or construe something that has been said. Well today, my daughter unknowingly unloaded a truck load of embarrassment on me that will probably take quite some time to recover from.

I must first start this story off that my fiance' has recently moved in. In addition to her 'other' useless garbage that she has felt necessary to clutter my home with, she of course has brought more and more of her clothes every weekend. I can deal, for now, with her clothes cluttering up MY space in MY closet in MY home. However, for some strange reason her clothes arrive with no hangers. It has been an epic battle about hangers...Everytime I head to the store, it seems I am buying more and more hangers. I make my distaste for not having enough hangers well known in my home. This has proved to be a very costly mistake....

Today, we celebrated my daughter's 7th birthday party. As my home was filled with children and parents, my daughter was opening her presents. One of the children had given my daughter a two piece swimsuit. It of course, came with hangers. As my daughter pulled the clothing out, she tangled the two hooks of the hangers. She blurts out..

"Look Daddy, it comes with two Hookers!" (Instead of hangers, of course) Everyone in the room erupted with laughter. My daughter, obviously puzzled by the reaction then blurts out....

"Every day my Daddy buys new Hookers!!"

06-03-2006, 04:07 PM	Topic Starter
BIG K Veteran Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: California Casino cash: $9865230	Embarrassing things your child says... Every member here who is a parent can understand that sometimes, a child will reveal embarrassing things about us, or construe something that has been said. Well today, my daughter unknowingly unloaded a truck load of embarrassment on me that will probably take quite some time to recover from. I must first start this story off that my fiance' has recently moved in. In addition to her 'other' useless garbage that she has felt necessary to clutter my home with, she of course has brought more and more of her clothes every weekend. I can deal, for now, with her clothes cluttering up MY space in MY closet in MY home. However, for some strange reason her clothes arrive with no hangers. It has been an epic battle about hangers...Everytime I head to the store, it seems I am buying more and more hangers. I make my distaste for not having enough hangers well known in my home. This has proved to be a very costly mistake.... Today, we celebrated my daughter's 7th birthday party. As my home was filled with children and parents, my daughter was opening her presents. One of the children had given my daughter a two piece swimsuit. It of course, came with hangers. As my daughter pulled the clothing out, she tangled the two hooks of the hangers. She blurts out.. "Look Daddy, it comes with two Hookers!" (Instead of hangers, of course) Everyone in the room erupted with laughter. My daughter, obviously puzzled by the reaction then blurts out.... "Every day my Daddy buys new Hookers!!"
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