Chiefs Mark Sanchez > Matt Cassel - Page 2

Hammock Parties · 11-09-2010, 07:32 AM

We begin our story with the New York Jets trailing the Detroit Lions by 10 points late in the fourth quarter, on the road.

CHAPTER ONE: Sanchez Infuses Hope In Jets Nation

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1-10-NYJ 44 (4:26) (Shotgun) PENALTY on NYJ-67-D.Woody, False Start, 5 yards, enforced at NYJ 44 - No Play.

1-15-NYJ 39 (4:26) (Shotgun) 6-M.Sanchez pass short middle to 89-J.Cotchery to DET 43 for 18 yards (54-D.Levy). DET-92-C.Avril was injured during the play.

1-10-DET 43 (4:11) (Shotgun) 6-M.Sanchez pass short left to 81-D.Keller to DET 37 for 6 yards (27-A.Smith).

2-4-DET 37 (3:46) (No Huddle, Shotgun) 6-M.Sanchez pass short left to 21-L.Tomlinson pushed ob at DET 31 for 6 yards (26-L.Delmas).

1-10-DET 31 (3:38) (Shotgun) 6-M.Sanchez pass deep middle to 81-D.Keller to DET 6 for 25 yards (98-J.Peterson).

1-6-DET 6 (3:16) (No Huddle, Shotgun) 21-L.Tomlinson right tackle to DET 1 for 5 yards (33-B.McDonald).

2-1-DET 1 (3:00) (No Huddle) 6-M.Sanchez up the middle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.

2-N.Folk extra point is GOOD, Center-46-T.Purdum, Holder-9-S.Weatherford.

NYJ 17 DET 20 Plays: 6 Possession: 1:40

CHAPTER TWO: Sanchez Saves The Day

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1-10-NYJ 22 (1:40) (Shotgun) 6-M.Sanchez pass short left to 21-L.Tomlinson pushed ob at NYJ 23 for 1 yard (27-A.Smith).

2-9-NYJ 23 (1:34) (Shotgun) 6-M.Sanchez pass incomplete short right to 21-L.Tomlinson.

3-9-NYJ 23 (1:30) (Shotgun) 6-M.Sanchez pass short left to 81-D.Keller to NYJ 34 for 11 yards (27-A.Smith; 98-J.Peterson).

1-10-NYJ 34 (1:08) (No Huddle, Shotgun) 6-M.Sanchez pass short middle to 21-L.Tomlinson to NYJ 44 for 10 yards (33-B.McDonald).

1-10-NYJ 44 (:49) (No Huddle, Shotgun) 6-M.Sanchez pass short left to 21-L.Tomlinson pushed ob at DET 43 for 13 yards (98-J.Peterson).

DET-27-A.Smith was injured during the play. PENALTY on DET-98-J.Peterson, Unnecessary Roughness, 15 yards, enforced at DET 43.

Timeout #2 by DET at 00:40. Charged due to injury.

1-10-DET 28 (:40) (Shotgun) 23-S.Greene up the middle to DET 20 for 8 yards (54-D.Levy).

2-2-DET 20 (:20) (No Huddle, Shotgun) 6-M.Sanchez pass short left to 23-S.Greene to DET 18 for 2 yards (98-J.Peterson).

1-10-DET 18 (:07) (No Huddle) 6-M.Sanchez spiked the ball to stop the clock.

2-10-DET 18 (:04) 2-N.Folk 36 yard field goal is GOOD, Center-46-T.Purdum, Holder-9-S.Weatherford.

NYJ 20 DET 20 Plays: 9 Possession: 1:40

CHAPTER THREE: Sanchez Cuts The Lion's Throat

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1-10-NYJ 32 (14:53) (No Huddle, Shotgun) 6-M.Sanchez pass incomplete short left to 10-S.Holmes.

2-10-NYJ 32 (14:50) (Shotgun) 6-M.Sanchez pass deep left to 10-S.Holmes to DET 16 for 52 yards (54-D.Levy).

1-10-DET 16 (14:07) 21-L.Tomlinson left end to DET 15 for 1 yard (58-A.Palmer).

2-9-DET 15 (13:28) 21-L.Tomlinson left tackle to DET 12 for 3 yards (91-Sa.Hill).

3-6-DET 12 (12:47) 2-N.Folk 30 yard field goal is GOOD

NYJ 23 DET 20

Totals: 10 for 13, 144 yards, 1 rushing TD, one comeback victory.

Note: The New York Jets are the AFC's #2 seed.

CrazyHorse · 11-09-2010, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon

A newer turd is still a turd, pass on both thankyou.

go chiefs football experience is driven by rep points.

You're right. Sanchez blows. Cassel blows.

What's the point?

Rep points and confrontation.

JD10367 · 11-09-2010, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

Anyone > Cassel
Anyone - Cassel > Sanchez

This could've been expressed as

Not Cassel or Sanchez > Sanchez > Cassel

Although I disagree. I think there are still some worse QBs in the league than Cassel. Not by much, grant you, but there are.

Cassel has more yards than Garrard, Anderson, Moore, or Young.

Cassel, shockingly, is 13th in QB rating, better than Flacco, Schaub, Cutler, Fitzpatrick, Freeman, Kolb, Palmer, Campbell, Hill, Sanchez, Henne, McNabb, Bradford, Favre, Smith, Kitna, Hasselbeck, Anderson, or Moore.

He's tied for 11th in TDs with 12. He's tied for 3rd in least-INTs with 4.

He has a better completion % than McNabb, Hasselbeck, Campbell, Moore, Anderson, or Sanchez (who is worst of all in that category).

I used to think all of this kind of stuff meant Cassel was a decent QB. Now I realize it means more that the level of QBing in the NFL right now sucks donkey balls. As average as Cassel's been, there still aren't a lot of QBs I'd take over him, sadly. There are some youngsters who show more promise (Sanchez, McCoy, Bradford, Freeman) and a handful of vets who are obviously better (P. Manning, Brady, Rivers, Brees, Rodgers, Schaub). The questionable part is when you start comparing him to mid-level guys who, like Cassel, can't decide if they're any good or not (Kolb, Hill, Orton, Flacco, Cutler).

In more relatable terms, Cassel's not a hottie who swallows, but he's not paper-bag ugly who won't put out. He's the homely heavy chick who sometimes gives you a good handjob or BJ but more often than not makes you look over her head and watch "Sportscenter" while you're doin' it.

Hammock Parties · 11-09-2010, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

He has a better completion % than McNabb, Hasselbeck, Campbell, Moore, Anderson, or Sanchez (who is worst of all in that category).

This is a nice way of saying he's 26th in completion percentage.

Deberg_1990 · 11-09-2010, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

This could've been expressed as

Not Cassel or Sanchez > Sanchez > Cassel

Although I disagree. I think there are still some worse QBs in the league than Cassel. Not by much, grant you, but there are.

Cassel has more yards than Garrard, Anderson, Moore, or Young.

Cassel, shockingly, is 13th in QB rating, better than Flacco, Schaub, Cutler, Fitzpatrick, Freeman, Kolb, Palmer, Campbell, Hill, Sanchez, Henne, McNabb, Bradford, Favre, Smith, Kitna, Hasselbeck, Anderson, or Moore.

He's tied for 11th in TDs with 12. He's tied for 3rd in least-INTs with 4.

He has a better completion % than McNabb, Hasselbeck, Campbell, Moore, Anderson, or Sanchez (who is worst of all in that category).

I used to think all of this kind of stuff meant Cassel was a decent QB. Now I realize it means more that the level of QBing in the NFL right now sucks donkey balls. As average as Cassel's been, there still aren't a lot of QBs I'd take over him, sadly. There are some youngsters who show more promise (Sanchez, McCoy, Bradford, Freeman) and a handful of vets who are obviously better (P. Manning, Brady, Rivers, Brees, Rodgers, Schaub). The questionable part is when you start comparing him to mid-level guys who, like Cassel, can't decide if they're any good or not (Kolb, Hill, Orton, Flacco, Cutler).

In more relatable terms, Cassel's not a hottie who swallows, but he's not paper-bag ugly who won't put out. He's the homely heavy chick who sometimes gives you a good handjob or BJ but more often than not makes you look over her head and watch "Sportscenter" while you're doin' it.

Quite possibly the best and most logical thing ever posted on this site. Quit trying to ruin everyones day. : )

Chiefnj2 · 11-09-2010, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

M.Sanchez pass deep middle to 81-D.Keller to DET 6 for 25 yards

M.Sanchez pass deep left to 10-S.Holmes to DET 16 for 52 yards

Must be nice to have WRs who can get open and catch the ball.

Hammock Parties · 11-09-2010, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiefnj2

Must be nice to have WRs who can get open and catch the ball.

Dustin Keller was open by about an inch on that 25-yard bullet. It was an absolutely gorgeous throw.

**the Talking Can** · 11-09-2010, 08:22 AM

Matt Cassel

your Chiefs QB for 2 more years

Red Dawg · 11-09-2010, 08:29 AM

Who can we get besides Cassel? The draft will have to be a trade up for a good one. Who will be in FA?

Deberg_1990 · 11-09-2010, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can

Matt Cassel

your Chiefs QB for 2 more years

Frazod · 11-09-2010, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiefnj2

Must be nice to have WRs who can get open and catch the ball.

What is this "WR" thing of which you speak?

Chiefnj2 · 11-09-2010, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Tuckdaddy

Who can we get besides Cassel? The draft will have to be a trade up for a good one. Who will be in FA?

Screw free agency. Draft a QB. Draft two QB's for all I care. Draft and try to develop.

QB's that will likely be available after pick 15 - Locker, Devlin, Ponder, Stanzi.

CrazyHorse · 11-09-2010, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

This is a nice way of saying he's 26th in completion percentage.

It's also a nice way to say Sanchez is 32nd.

Hammock Parties · 11-09-2010, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyHorse

It's also a nice way to say Sanchez is 32nd.

The Chiefs are 5-3 because Cassel farted on himself in overtime against the Raiders

The Jets are 6-2 because Sanchez went off like Joe Montana.

CrazyHorse · 11-09-2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

The Chiefs are 5-3 because Cassel farted on himself in overtime against the Raiders

The Jets are 6-2 because Sanchez went off like Joe Montana.

The Chiefs are 5-3 because they didn't show up for the entire second half. A clear thinking person can see that. Cassel didn't help matters much, but you can't hang the loss on him. If Bowe catches that pass that he wiffed on, we're not even talking about Sanchez=Montana.

If you think Sanchez is the next Montana, you're dumber than I thought. And I think you're the dumbest person I've seen on the net. So there ya go.

No offense.

Molitoth · 11-09-2010, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

Anyone > Cassel
Anyone - Cassel > Sanchez

Thread over.

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