The Last Nickel

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The Last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young
boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy
starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
slapping
him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps
choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on
the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across
the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches
in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.. Are
you a doctor?

'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney.'

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

The Last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young
boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy
starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
slapping
him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps
choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on
the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across
the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches
in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.. Are
you a doctor?

'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney.'