Life A Family Issue - Page 3

durtyrute · 06-20-2011, 03:28 PM

Here's the skinny: My mom is 63 years old and has no idea who her father was/is. My grandma is still alive and has this information but for whatever reason refuses to tell my mom anything about him even though my grandma stays with my mom. A while back my grandma told me what my grandpa's name is. Now, the question is do I tell my mom the name or just keep it a secret? Keep in mind that my mom just had a stroke about 4 months ago.
Any help will be very much appreciated. I know I'll get the usual dumbass cp remarks and thats cool too.

ModSocks · 06-20-2011, 04:03 PM

Ever thought that her father, is, well, maybe "not of this world"? I mean, seriously, add it all up. Your grandma ****ed an alien

1. Your mother is 63 years old, meaning she musta been born back in '48. WELL...the Roswell crash occured back in '47. 9 months later yo mama was born? Hrmmm.....maybe you should ask your grandma if she was in New Mexico back in '47 fornicating with some space men.

2. Your grandma is old as ****. No way anyone lives this long unless A) She's sucking down super Alien jizz that causes rejuvination in humans or B) She made a deal with Satan, which is another possibilty I suppose.

3. You have an uncanny ability to decipher all of the world's government conspiracies. That my friend is a gift that could have only been passed down by something not human.

In all seriousness, grandma may have been part of a secret government experiment that injected alien sperm (taken from the roswell crash site) into your grandmas womb, creating an alien/human hybrid. Your grandma was most likely told by "the man" to keep this hush hush.

Does your mom ever glow green?

I think you need to check into this, dude. We may be on to something here. No Joke.

**loochy** · 06-20-2011, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Ever thought that her father, is, well, maybe "not of this world"? I mean, seriously, add it all up. Your grandma ****ed an alien

1. Your mother is 63 years old, meaning she musta been born back in '48. WELL...the Roswell crash occured back in '47. 9 months later yo mama was born? Hrmmm.....maybe you should ask your grandma if she was in New Mexico back in '47 fornicating with some space men.

2. Your grandma is old as ****. No way anyone lives this long unless A) She's sucking down super Alien jizz that causes rejuvination in humans or B) She made a deal with Satan, which is another possibilty I suppose.

3. You have an uncanny ability to decipher all of the world's government conspiracies. That my friend is a gift that could have only been passed down by something not human.

In all seriousness, grandma may have been part of a secret government experiment that injected alien sperm (taken from the roswell crash site) into your grandmas womb, creating an alien/human hybrid. Your grandma was most likely told by "the man" to keep this hush hush.

Does your mom ever glow green?

I think you need to check into this, dude. We may be on to something here. No Joke.

Yeah, this...

...because a random blog and a poorly made YouTube video told me so.

/Teebudya

patteeu · 06-20-2011, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by durtyrute

Not sure what to do, apart of me wants to tell her but I don't want to be the bad guy.

How did you find out? Did your grandma tell you under the condition that you keep it secret? If so, don't tell your mom at least until grandma dies. Did you figure it out on your own? If so, go ahead and tell your mom unless you think it will hurt her or cause problems between her and your grandma. If you decide to tell her, you can make her promise not to tell grandma that she knows.

Is your mom dark skinned (assuming you're white) or light skinned (if you're black)? Your grandma is probably embarrassed about something. It could be the man's race or it could be that the man was a criminal or it could just be that she can't stand the thought of the guy who ran out on her ever having the pleasure of getting to know the child she raised alone.

Over-Head · 06-20-2011, 05:33 PM

Antifreeze!!!

hey someone had to say it

**The Franchise** · 06-20-2011, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Ever thought that her father, is, well, maybe "not of this world"? I mean, seriously, add it all up. Your grandma ****ed an alien

1. Your mother is 63 years old, meaning she musta been born back in '48. WELL...the Roswell crash occured back in '47. 9 months later yo mama was born? Hrmmm.....maybe you should ask your grandma if she was in New Mexico back in '47 fornicating with some space men.

2. Your grandma is old as ****. No way anyone lives this long unless A) She's sucking down super Alien jizz that causes rejuvination in humans or B) She made a deal with Satan, which is another possibilty I suppose.

3. You have an uncanny ability to decipher all of the world's government conspiracies. That my friend is a gift that could have only been passed down by something not human.

In all seriousness, grandma may have been part of a secret government experiment that injected alien sperm (taken from the roswell crash site) into your grandmas womb, creating an alien/human hybrid. Your grandma was most likely told by "the man" to keep this hush hush.

Does your mom ever glow green?

I think you need to check into this, dude. We may be on to something here. No Joke.

This makes to much sense not to be true.

Brock · 06-20-2011, 05:37 PM

This secret must die with you. Pillow hug Granny and drink antifreeze.

ModSocks · 06-20-2011, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu

How did you find out? Did your grandma tell you under the condition that you keep it secret? If so, don't tell your mom at least until grandma dies. Did you figure it out on your own? If so, go ahead and tell your mom unless you think it will hurt her or cause problems between her and your grandma. If you decide to tell her, you can make her promise not to tell grandma that she knows.

Is your mom dark skinned (assuming you're white) or light skinned (if you're black)? Your grandma is probably embarrassed about something. It could be the man's race or it could be that the man was a criminal or it could just be that she can't stand the thought of the guy who ran out on her ever having the pleasure of getting to know the child she raised alone.

OR....

He could be the man who shot JFK.....just sayin'....

06-20-2011, 06:03 PM

Any chance this was Rausch because, that wouldn't be all that surprising.

durtyrute · 06-20-2011, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Ever thought that her father, is, well, maybe "not of this world"? I mean, seriously, add it all up. Your grandma ****ed an alien

1. Your mother is 63 years old, meaning she musta been born back in '48. WELL...the Roswell crash occured back in '47. 9 months later yo mama was born? Hrmmm.....maybe you should ask your grandma if she was in New Mexico back in '47 fornicating with some space men.

2. Your grandma is old as ****. No way anyone lives this long unless A) She's sucking down super Alien jizz that causes rejuvination in humans or B) She made a deal with Satan, which is another possibilty I suppose.

3. You have an uncanny ability to decipher all of the world's government conspiracies. That my friend is a gift that could have only been passed down by something not human.

In all seriousness, grandma may have been part of a secret government experiment that injected alien sperm (taken from the roswell crash site) into your grandmas womb, creating an alien/human hybrid. Your grandma was most likely told by "the man" to keep this hush hush.

Does your mom ever glow green?

I think you need to check into this, dude. We may be on to something here. No Joke.

You might be on to something, he does have a Mexican last name

durtyrute · 06-20-2011, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu

How did you find out? Did your grandma tell you under the condition that you keep it secret? If so, don't tell your mom at least until grandma dies. Did you figure it out on your own? If so, go ahead and tell your mom unless you think it will hurt her or cause problems between her and your grandma. If you decide to tell her, you can make her promise not to tell grandma that she knows.

Is your mom dark skinned (assuming you're white) or light skinned (if you're black)? Your grandma is probably embarrassed about something. It could be the man's race or it could be that the man was a criminal or it could just be that she can't stand the thought of the guy who ran out on her ever having the pleasure of getting to know the child she raised alone.

Grandma told me

Groves · 06-20-2011, 06:22 PM

If you have any experience with family dysfunction, you already know that sometimes lies are told even when it's just as easy or easier to tell the truth.

Your Granny may have told you a wrong name (and a dozen other people different wrong names) to see which of you would tell your mom.

Do you have some sort of loyalty to your gma that you don't have to your mom? Is the info somehow harmful to her? or harmful to your gma if it comes out?

**bevischief** · 06-20-2011, 06:22 PM

It was Bill Clinton wasn't it?

**bevischief** · 06-20-2011, 06:24 PM

Has she every met him and not known who he was? There is more going here than you are letting on to.

**bevischief** · 06-20-2011, 06:25 PM

This sounds like a Lifetime/Deathtime movie here. When I forced to watch with the wife seems like someone is dies during the movie.

el borracho · 06-20-2011, 06:29 PM

Well now, let's see. Who is leaving you a larger inheritance? The mother or the grandmother?

06-20-2011, 03:28 PM
durtyrute MVP Join Date: Mar 2011 Casino cash: $8266085	A Family Issue Here's the skinny: My mom is 63 years old and has no idea who her father was/is. My grandma is still alive and has this information but for whatever reason refuses to tell my mom anything about him even though my grandma stays with my mom. A while back my grandma told me what my grandpa's name is. Now, the question is do I tell my mom the name or just keep it a secret? Keep in mind that my mom just had a stroke about 4 months ago. Any help will be very much appreciated. I know I'll get the usual dumbass cp remarks and thats cool too.
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06-20-2011, 04:03 PM	#31
ModSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $4284563	Ever thought that her father, is, well, maybe "not of this world"? I mean, seriously, add it all up. Your grandma **ed an alien 1. Your mother is 63 years old, meaning she musta been born back in '48. WELL...the Roswell crash occured back in '47. 9 months later yo mama was born? Hrmmm.....maybe you should ask your grandma if she was in New Mexico back in '47 fornicating with some space men. 2. Your grandma is old as **. No way anyone lives this long unless A) She's sucking down super Alien jizz that causes rejuvination in humans or B) She made a deal with Satan, which is another possibilty I suppose. 3. You have an uncanny ability to decipher all of the world's government conspiracies. That my friend is a gift that could have only been passed down by something not human. In all seriousness, grandma may have been part of a secret government experiment that injected alien sperm (taken from the roswell crash site) into your grandmas womb, creating an alien/human hybrid. Your grandma was most likely told by "the man" to keep this hush hush. Does your mom ever glow green? I think you need to check into this, dude. We may be on to something here. No Joke. __________________ Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
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06-20-2011, 05:33 PM	#34
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06-20-2011, 05:37 PM	#36
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06-20-2011, 06:03 PM	#38
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06-20-2011, 06:22 PM	#41
Groves Turning the Corner Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Springfield, Missouri Casino cash: $2328541	If you have any experience with family dysfunction, you already know that sometimes lies are told even when it's just as easy or easier to tell the truth. Your Granny may have told you a wrong name (and a dozen other people different wrong names) to see which of you would tell your mom. Do you have some sort of loyalty to your gma that you don't have to your mom? Is the info somehow harmful to her? or harmful to your gma if it comes out?
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06-20-2011, 06:22 PM	#42
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $8659352 VARSITY	It was Bill Clinton wasn't it?
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bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $8659352 VARSITY	Has she every met him and not known who he was? There is more going here than you are letting on to.
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06-20-2011, 06:25 PM	#44
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $8659352 VARSITY	This sounds like a Lifetime/Deathtime movie here. When I forced to watch with the wife seems like someone is dies during the movie.
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06-20-2011, 06:29 PM	#45
el borracho In Pat We Trust Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Albuquerque, NM Casino cash: $6379148	Well now, let's see. Who is leaving you a larger inheritance? The mother or the grandmother?
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