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11-08-2012, 10:26 PM | #1 |
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Hey, Fax...
Knock, knock... |
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11-08-2012, 10:27 PM | #2 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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11-08-2012, 10:35 PM | #3 |
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PISS
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11-08-2012, 10:26 PM | #4 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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"Hey lady ... I got your pee-zza right here."
FAX |
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11-08-2012, 10:31 PM | #5 |
Say hello to my little friend
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11-08-2012, 10:37 PM | #6 |
MVP
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wtf is going on here
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11-08-2012, 10:40 PM | #7 |
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Horrible knock, knock joke. It was funnier in my mind.
I hate when that happens. |
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11-08-2012, 10:43 PM | #8 |
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I once had a family that lived in a nice subdivision pay me ~$20 in a combination of rolled and loose change. If you're wondering if they tipped, you know the answer.
Sure I had my cheapskates, and I would open their box and roll down the windows in my car so their food would be ice cold and would deliver to anyone else first, but the people that really burnt my balls were the ones that would stiff me when they'd order from their work. Sometimes you'd have to wait 10mins just for someone to find them. |
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11-08-2012, 10:49 PM | #9 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Great. Piss has come a'callin'.
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11-08-2012, 11:20 PM | #10 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
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Piss pour pizza.
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11-09-2012, 01:44 AM | #11 |
Livin' in the Pacer
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PUZZA HUT
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11-10-2012, 12:46 PM | #12 |
You gotta kill a few people
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That fat slut is a ****ing idiot.
The only pizza delivery job I've ever had was at a mom and pop shop. I got minimum wage ($7.25) plus tips. It was located in one of the best areas you could deliver to (I had delivered to Shaq, Tiger Woods, Dwight Howard, Ken Griffey Jr., Grant Hill and Warren Sapp at some point) so combined with the $1 cut I got from every delivery fee, I averaged about $5 per delivery. Depending on the night you could take anywhere from one to four deliveries in an hour. Needless to say, I made decent money to ride around in my whip listening to music all day. Most times, after I accounted for the gas I spent, I'd make anywhere from $12-20 an hour. With that said, I've been stiffed before and it really had a way of pissing me off. The only times I could even slightly let it go was when you delivered to young kids and foreigners because they just aren't aware of tipping. But if you're American, then you're just a ****ing scumbag. It really just comes down to principle if you think about it. A delivery driver SPENDS MONEY offering home delivery service. If you don't tip him, not only did he miss out on MAKING money, he also LOST money in gas and wear and tear on his vehicle. Knowingly not tipping your delivery driver is a reprehensible act. |
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11-10-2012, 01:29 PM | #13 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Yep have to agree. If someone won't tip they should just pass on ordering pizza, stay home and eat mac and cheese from the dollar store.
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