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03-21-2012, 09:20 PM | Topic Starter |
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My daughter got a 2 seed
My daughter (15 year old high school sophomore) tells me yesterday that it's tradition for the senior boys to make up an NCAA tourney style bracket using the names of 64 girls in the school that they think are the hottest. She then tells me she got a #2 seed in the "Megan Fox" region. She didn't really know what it meant so she was wanting me to explain it to her. This led me to 3 separate thoughts/emotions...
1. How dare those ****ing boys objectify my little girl! (anger) 2. Wow my baby got a 2 seed! (pride) 3. Why the **** didn't she get a 1 seed?! (anger) No I will not provide pics. Suffice it to say she's cute a hell. Dads... how would you feel about this? I figure this topic could provide plenty of opportunity for criticism, unwanted advances and general douchbaggery... the things that make the planet turn on its axis... but my lovely daughter and I are impervious to your barbs because obviously we're the shit. Last edited by Dr. Johnny Fever; 03-21-2012 at 09:27 PM.. |
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03-21-2012, 09:22 PM | #2 |
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1 seeds are all the sure things.
2 seed is where you really want to be. At least your daughter isn't a slut. |
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03-21-2012, 09:25 PM | #3 |
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Excellent point thank you... and no, far from it.
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Two seeds are good enough to be one-seeds, but they don't have the pressure to "perform." If I could do high school over again, I'd quit chasing the 1 seeds, and focus on the solid, stable, well-rounded 2 seeds. In the present, hot>pretty. Long term? pretty becomes beautiful and hot becomes busted. |
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03-21-2012, 09:22 PM | #5 |
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You know what they say, with a boy, you worry about one dick. With a girl, you've gotta worry about all of them.
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03-21-2012, 09:26 PM | #6 |
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nice
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03-21-2012, 09:23 PM | #8 |
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She'll probably pull a Missouri and lose to a 15.
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03-21-2012, 09:24 PM | #9 |
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03-21-2012, 09:24 PM | #10 |
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That probably means she ain't puttin' out, which should make Dad happy.
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03-21-2012, 09:30 PM | #11 |
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She's had the same bf for almost 2 years and if there's one kid on earth I trust more than her it might be him.
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03-21-2012, 09:34 PM | #13 |
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Figures
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You need to kill him. You know this is true. Make it look like an accident.
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03-21-2012, 10:48 PM | #15 |
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I've considered it and I've told Ray that (Ray is my kiddos nickname) and she just laughed. If he weren't such a damn good kid. He calls me Mr. Dr. noonanbeermefever and asks if 9pm is ok to get her home... on a weekend... and shakes my hand and invites me to come see him pitch in his next baseball game... and offers to buy dinner when I take them out (I don't let him) and if he didn't have a 4 plus gpa and was a trumpet player in band with her and wasn't a student senator and wasn't so damn willing to let himself be embarrassed during the boy/girl pommers routine because he can't dance worth a shit but he did it for her... if it wasn't for all that and more I'm probably kill him.
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