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06-06-2015, 06:46 PM | Topic Starter |
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subungual hematoma...
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Crushed my middle finger between two flagstones today while working on a new patio. Nail is black. Finger is throbbing. Pain radiating. How can something so small hurt so bad? I'm about to cut my ****ing finger off. |
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06-06-2015, 06:49 PM | #2 |
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I know what you mean. I cut myself shaving a couple of days ago. What story are you going to go with?
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06-06-2015, 06:49 PM | #3 |
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I hate it when that happens. Hurts like hell.
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06-06-2015, 06:53 PM | #4 |
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Drill or burn a hole in your nail. Let the blood out. Seriously. Should help with the throbbing.
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06-06-2015, 07:05 PM | #5 |
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Omg what!?
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06-06-2015, 07:14 PM | #7 |
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Go to the doc or clinic. They use a device that looks like a pointillism pen that gets super hot and bores through the nail with no pain. The blood spurts out and no more pain.
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06-06-2015, 08:02 PM | #9 |
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Can you post a picture of your fingernails? You can either post here or in the "Nope nope" thread in the Pictures forum.
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Awhile back Pennywise about ripped his thumb off..hanging by a strand.....
still, ouch! gonna take awhile to heal, but as others have said, you've gotta relieve that pressure... |
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