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Is it okay to freely pass gas at the urinal?
I always thought this was acceptable, seeing as how it a necessary biological function and is frowned up on in general company. You have to fart somewhere, right?
I was just doing so while a student was using a urinal next to me and he bust out laughing like he could not believe I was doing such a thing. Furthermore, I should have also been covered by the man law that declares that no man shall acknowledge the existence of another man while both are urinating. I'm thinking he was way out of line here. Am I wrong to consider the men's room a fart-away zone? |
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09-24-2009, 01:02 PM | #2 |
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I'm laughing, too.
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09-24-2009, 01:03 PM | #3 |
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As long as you're not meat peeking while you do it.
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No, I don't think it should be free.
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its expected
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Of course it's ok.
And you should have pissed on that kid's shoes for acknowledging you. |
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09-24-2009, 01:07 PM | #8 |
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It's fine, as long as you don't want to discuss it.
I was in the Men's room at Nordstrom the other day when an older guy a few urinals down ripped the wettest, nastiest fart I've ever heard. Then he goes on to tell everyone in the room that he thinks he shit his pants, and walks into a stall to check. "Yep, I sure did." |
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And cdcox, it's ok for "normal" folks, but as this kid's professor or potential professor, you do not exist in the natural world. And robots don't shit themselves at the urinal. |
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09-24-2009, 01:28 PM | #11 |
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yes, it's ok to fart at the urinal. but, it's also ok to laugh about it.
everyone wins, but the janitor. sec
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