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BTW, Bills fans are taking all this surprisingly well. http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=91009 Poll: As a Bills fan how do you plan to kill yourself? _Refuse to eat until I author a book titled "The 100 Smartest Sayings by Hank Bullough" _Dip myself in a boiling cauldron of aqua and orange paint _Swallow one drop of poison for every Bledsoe sack _Take OJ's girlfriend to dinner _Dive head first into Doug Fluties pool _Sit in the lower endzones wearing my "I heart Brady" jersey at the next saturday night home game _Call Cntrygal a hick bitch _Drink like Thurman Thomas _other (specify) |
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Grandpa: What the... what the hell is this? John: That's lite beer. Grandpa: Gee, I weigh ninety goddamn pounds, and you bring me this sloppin' foam? John: Ariel's got me on a diet because the doc said my cholestorol's a little too high. Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? John: Bacon. Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should've took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dyin'. You know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me. Just goes to show you, huh? John: What? Grandpa: Huh? John: Goes to show you what? Grandpa: Well it just goes... what the hell are you talkin' about? John: Well you said you drink beer, you eat bacon and you smoke cigarettes, and you outlive most of the experts. Grandpa: Yeah? John: I thought maybe there was a moral. Grandpa: No, there ain't no moral. I just like that story. That's all. Like that story. Quote:
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