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10-20-2006, 11:05 AM | Topic Starter |
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Homosapien Design Flaws
Creator, forgive me, but you did some really stupid stuff when designing the human body. Thanks for giving us brains larger than walnuts (well, some exceptions are inevitable/chiefs4me), but what about 'funny bone?' Did you not think that we would occasionally whack the ulnar nerve? If so, are you sadistic?
What other parts of the human body would you change if you could? What design improvements could be made? |
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10-20-2006, 11:06 AM | #2 |
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Teeth should either regenerate periodically (like in sharks) or should be much more durable.
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10-20-2006, 11:09 AM | #3 |
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The human body should be twice as strong as it is. Ligaments, bones, muscles etc. Top to bottom.
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10-20-2006, 11:14 AM | #4 |
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Great thread idea!
An obvious one is teeth and in general stuff in the mouth. Has anyone found a use for wisdom teeth yet or are they just there to grow in and get infected causing large amounts of pain? And really, our Creator should have made our teeth out of titanium. I respect the fact that our teeth already are the hardest substances in our body, but I don't see cats or dogs or squirrels brushing their teeth and they seem to do just fine. Also, a thumb on the foot might be nice. It's not fair that monkeys have them and we don't. Imagine what we could climb/scale if we had the ability to swing and hold onto stuff with our feet. |
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10-20-2006, 11:18 AM | #5 |
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More body hair , so I would fit in better.
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10-20-2006, 11:22 AM | #6 |
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I would want to have more flexabilty reach hard to reach places and jump higher then anything also to be a little stronger.
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10-20-2006, 11:22 AM | #7 |
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Make the knees more durable.
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10-20-2006, 11:22 AM | #8 |
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I'd like to be able to fly also.
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10-20-2006, 11:23 AM | #9 |
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regeneration.....
alot of stuff in the body can fix itself but just doesn't.
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10-20-2006, 11:23 AM | #10 |
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I guess I don't understand snot. I know we need mucus, but it should be controlled a bit more.
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10-20-2006, 11:25 AM | #11 |
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Knee caps.
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10-20-2006, 11:28 AM | #12 |
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Adamantium liver......?
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10-20-2006, 11:36 AM | #14 |
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A longer tounge could be useful. You know so you could grab leaves off of high branches easier.
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