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12-19-2000, 08:40 AM | Topic Starter |
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Fruitcake Recipe
1 cup water 1 cup sugar 4 large eggs 2 cups dried fruit 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup brown sugar lemon juice nuts 1 gallon whiskey Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a srewdriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or someting. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Trow da bowl out of da window. Check da whiskey again. Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?<BR> |
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12-19-2000, 08:43 AM | #2 |
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Looks like a blue collar recipe, to me. [img]http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]
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12-19-2000, 08:45 AM | #3 |
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I knew you would like it Mi. [img]http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
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12-19-2000, 08:58 AM | #4 |
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I live in Independence, so I guess I'd have to substitue meth for whiskey and cut the bake time in half.
MM ~~Loves to "cook" . . . food, that is. ------------------ [i]One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.[/i] --George W. Bush |
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12-19-2000, 10:07 AM | #5 |
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Anything that can be used as a weapon should not be classified as food.
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12-19-2000, 12:35 PM | #6 |
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LOL . . . very funny indeed
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12-20-2000, 10:34 PM | #7 |
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WisChief,
I printed this and posted it on my workplace's real bulletin board. many, many laughs |
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12-20-2000, 11:10 PM | #8 |
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CRP - Funny - I got it off my workplace BB! :D
shh - don't tell Packfan it didn't come from my trash truck! :eek: [This message has been edited by WisChief (edited 12-20-2000).] |
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