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sedated · 08-06-2008, 12:45 PM

How did you lose your virginity?

Bang your 8th grade teacher? Hire a hooker? Drug the prom queen?

Inquiring minds want to know. Give gochiefs something to look forward to.

88TG88 · 08-06-2008, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SEKChiefsFan

I was 18. She wasn't bad (a 5 or 6 or so), but she gave me the clap. I remember thinking that sex wasn't worth it. LOL

rambleonthruthefog · 08-06-2008, 02:05 PM

it was me, my penis, one lucky vagina, and 5 seconds of heaven. well at least purgatory.

08-06-2008, 02:09 PM

I was probably 15 - red-headed cousin of my best friend who was 18 or 19. She had some experience, heh. She had a rockin body and a face that wasn't as good but she was at the upper end of the red-head echelon. It was pretty awesome. She wore me out many, many times. Then my best friend's mother came in the next morning cussing, saying, I KNEW IT. I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. Heh. That was the beginning of a long, sexcessful career for me. Sadly, I don't even remember her name.

sedated · 08-06-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

my best friend's mother came in the next morning cussing, saying, I KNEW IT. I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

even your best friend's mom knew she was a slut.

Beerfund · 08-06-2008, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

How did you lose your virginity?

Bang your 8th grade teacher? Hire a hooker? Drug the prom queen?

Inquiring minds want to know. Give gochiefs something to look forward to.

I know for a fact Sedated roofied some bitch

08-06-2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

even your best friend's mom knew she was a slut.

Heh. I should give her credit for allowing it then, no?

**Donger** · 08-06-2008, 02:15 PM

Did anyone else have the frequent misfortune of being caught in the act by the female's parents when they were young? It happened to me dozens of times, although mostly with the same girl. I think she had some kind of "I want my parents to catch me doing it!" kick, though.

I didn't care at the time, but now it is kind of icky to ponder.

Beerfund · 08-06-2008, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Did anyone else have the frequent misfortune of being caught in the act by the female's parents when they were young? It happened to me dozens of times, although mostly with the same girl. I think she had some kind of "I want my parents to catch me doing it!" kick, though.

I didn't care at the time, but now it is kind of icky to ponder.

Only time i ever got caught was when we were in the car and the police showed up.

seclark · 08-06-2008, 02:22 PM

well...i think i've told this story before, but:
i was 18. she was 17. we'd gone together for 3years. always talked about it and had decided to wait til she graduated high school.

the deed was done on the 4th of july. we found out she was pregnant on the 2nd of august. were married on the 13th of september. had twin sons on the 5th of february(two months premature).

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**Donger** · 08-06-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Beerfund

Only time i ever got caught was when we were in teh car and th police showed up.

Yes. That is unpleasant. My girlfriend in high school got hammered at a football game one night and said that she wanted to blow me. We went to her car and got in the back seat, and she proceeded to get to work. A few minutes later, there was a tap on the window. A cop was standing there shining his light on her. I tried to stop her but she kept going until the end.

Redrum_69 · 08-06-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Beerfund

I know for a fact Sedated roofied some bitch

grape gatorade wasnt available?

siberian khatru · 08-06-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Did anyone else have the frequent misfortune of being caught in the act by the female's parents when they were young?

Once, only it was MY parents.

**Donger** · 08-06-2008, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Once, only it was MY parents.

My mother used to come downstairs with loads of laundry: "Donger! I'm coming down!!"

Gee, thanks Mum.

08-06-2008, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Did anyone else have the frequent misfortune of being caught in the act by the female's parents when they were young? It happened to me dozens of times, although mostly with the same girl. I think she had some kind of "I want my parents to catch me doing it!" kick, though.

I didn't care at the time, but now it is kind of icky to ponder.

Never their parents but I got caught with one girl quite a bit. I believe she liked it. Her aunt caught me once, the police caught us once, and she was quite bold about getting naked at her parents house when they were home. They never walked in or anything but they had to have known. Right?

tooge · 08-06-2008, 02:42 PM

I got caught alot with a gal I dated for 4 years prior to my wife. She was 19 and I was 21. Once at her house she was babysitting and while the baby was asleep she was riding me on the couch. In comes the baby's mom and I have my shorts around my ankles and she is sitting on me with her skirt up. Mom simply says "gotcha. You better go home". Never another word. I feel bad for laying the pipe in front of a sleeping baby, but I had very few scrupples at that point in life. Also got caught by cops with the same gal in the car. They just wanted to see ID and make sure she wanted to be there.

08-06-2008, 12:45 PM
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08-06-2008, 02:05 PM	#32
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08-06-2008, 02:09 PM	#33
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	I was probably 15 - red-headed cousin of my best friend who was 18 or 19. She had some experience, heh. She had a rockin body and a face that wasn't as good but she was at the upper end of the red-head echelon. It was pretty awesome. She wore me out many, many times. Then my best friend's mother came in the next morning cussing, saying, I KNEW IT. I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. Heh. That was the beginning of a long, sexcessful career for me. Sadly, I don't even remember her name.
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08-06-2008, 02:15 PM	#37
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $10129900 VARSITY	Did anyone else have the frequent misfortune of being caught in the act by the female's parents when they were young? It happened to me dozens of times, although mostly with the same girl. I think she had some kind of "I want my parents to catch me doing it!" kick, though. I didn't care at the time, but now it is kind of icky to ponder. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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08-06-2008, 02:22 PM	#39
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $1449900	well...i think i've told this story before, but: i was 18. she was 17. we'd gone together for 3years. always talked about it and had decided to wait til she graduated high school. the deed was done on the 4th of july. we found out she was pregnant on the 2nd of august. were married on the 13th of september. had twin sons on the 5th of february(two months premature). sec
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08-06-2008, 02:42 PM	#45
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $3754112	I got caught alot with a gal I dated for 4 years prior to my wife. She was 19 and I was 21. Once at her house she was babysitting and while the baby was asleep she was riding me on the couch. In comes the baby's mom and I have my shorts around my ankles and she is sitting on me with her skirt up. Mom simply says "gotcha. You better go home". Never another word. I feel bad for laying the pipe in front of a sleeping baby, but I had very few scrupples at that point in life. Also got caught by cops with the same gal in the car. They just wanted to see ID and make sure she wanted to be there.
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