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07-20-2010, 06:58 PM | #16 |
I got Rice cookin in the micro
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empty 2 liter of pop between your legs beer helmet large cup of whiskey, rum, or vodka on ice. good headphones, music from when you were young. and when you have to piss. that is where the empty 2 liter comes in.
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07-20-2010, 07:42 PM | #17 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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07-20-2010, 07:46 PM | #18 |
Bazinga!
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"barrel ride"
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07-20-2010, 07:48 PM | #19 |
Consuming CP souls
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Curl up with a good book.
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07-20-2010, 07:50 PM | #20 |
Banned
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things u should do...the neighbors wife,wifes best friend,your right hand followed by your left if you can pull it off,,,,see what i did there , pull it off..oh nevermind ,no real man needs advice on how to **** off..when in doubt just watch your supervisor
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07-20-2010, 08:16 PM | #21 |
America is great assholes~
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Get a hold of some buddies and live the movie hang over...less the missing tooth and getting hit by Tyson...unless it happens to one of your buddies~
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07-20-2010, 08:34 PM | #22 |
Homer go crazy!!!
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The blowup doll???
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07-20-2010, 11:31 PM | #23 |
Supporter
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07-21-2010, 08:32 AM | #24 |
Hello
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Parasail with your donkey.
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07-21-2010, 08:39 AM | #25 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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Go to the recycling place, get an old timey big screen TV, take out the Fresnel lens, and proceed to burn the hell out of a John Elway starting lineup figurine.
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07-21-2010, 08:41 AM | #26 |
a haw haw haw
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ROADTRIP!!
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07-21-2010, 08:52 AM | #27 |
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Think back to the last 5 or 6 honey-do's your wife last mentioned and get them done as a surprise for when she gets back.
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07-21-2010, 08:59 AM | #28 |
Amateur Poster
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Eat some pot brownies while dusting. You should also rust, if you are feeling really adventurous.
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07-21-2010, 09:01 AM | #29 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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07-21-2010, 09:01 AM | #30 |
Learn it. Know it. Live it.
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Something tells me about an hour after the wife and kids are gone, you're going to get bored, sit down in front of the TV and behave just like your avatar.
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