-- Synergy Organic & Raw Kombucha Tea-Juice

[RockChalk]

Serious question here SR...can you please explain to me how you felt differently after taking this drink compared to before you ever started taking this daily? I really want to know the differences.

I have this lady is a networking group who promotes Xango likes it's water from the cup of Christ. She claims it's a feel-good, anti-inflammatory, anti-oxidant, anti-anything bad in your body drink that keeps her healthy. In reality, she's the most unhealthy looking person I know. She actually was missing from our meeting today because of some respiratory problem, but she wanted everyone to know that Xango had her on the mend.

[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by RockChalk

Serious question here SR...can you please explain to me how you felt differently after taking this drink compared to before you ever started taking this daily? I really want to know the differences.

I have this lady is a networking group who promotes Xango likes it's water from the cup of Christ. She claims it's a feel-good, anti-inflammatory, anti-oxidant, anti-anything bad in your body drink that keeps her healthy. In reality, she's the most unhealthy looking person I know. She actually was missing from our meeting today because of some respiratory problem, but she wanted everyone to know that Xango had her on the mend.

my biggest noticable change, is in my energy. It makes me soar w/ the gods. It's virtual Jesus-Juice.

Originally Posted by RockChalk

Serious question here SR...can you please explain to me how you felt differently after taking this drink compared to before you ever started taking this daily? I really want to know the differences.

I have this lady is a networking group who promotes Xango likes it's water from the cup of Christ. She claims it's a feel-good, anti-inflammatory, anti-oxidant, anti-anything bad in your body drink that keeps her healthy. In reality, she's the most unhealthy looking person I know. She actually was missing from our meeting today because of some respiratory problem, but she wanted everyone to know that Xango had her on the mend.

Hahahahahahaha - we had a roofer in one of my networking groups who showed up once or twice then was absent for about 2 months. Whilst completing introductions, he apologized for his lengthy hiatus and explained that he almost died of some viral related health complication. Then his buddy nodded in agreement to show how serious it had been.

Then he launched into a 30 second commercial on this magic drink his wife sells and all the health benefits and immune system boosters.

I let him have it with both barrels. "You almost died recently but now you want us to buy some snake oil your wife is selling?" Most people couldn't stop laughing. I don't know if he's been back.

[RockChalk]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Hahahahahahaha - we had a roofer in one of my networking groups who showed up once or twice then was absent for about 2 months. Whilst completing introductions, he apologized for his lengthy hiatus and explained that he almost died of some viral related health complication. Then his buddy nodded in agreement to show how serious it had been.

Then he launched into a 30 second commercial on this magic drink his wife sells and all the health benefits and immune system boosters.

I let him have it with both barrels. "You almost died recently but now you want us to buy some snake oil your wife is selling?" Most people couldn't stop laughing. I don't know if he's been back.

Four or five of these magic potions come out every year. It's all a marketing scam. Still can't believe they sucker people into buying it. Then again, there are a lot of dumb-asses in this world.

[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by RockChalk

Four or five of these magic potions come out every year. It's all a marketing scam. Still can't believe they sucker people into buying it. Then again, there are a lot of dumb-asses in this world.

yeah, because it's impossible for anything to be kept out of the spotlight/exist 'non-commercially' and actually 'work' - I see the media and society have trained you well. Now, go set down, 'obeyer boy.'

I'll be over here doing my damned thing, not bad - for a dumbass.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

I see the media and society have trained you well. Now, go set down, 'obeyer boy.'

Does the magic potion come with any irony?

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Hahahahahahaha - we had a roofer in one of my networking groups who showed up once or twice then was absent for about 2 months. Whilst completing introductions, he apologized for his lengthy hiatus and explained that he almost died of some viral related health complication. Then his buddy nodded in agreement to show how serious it had been.

Then he launched into a 30 second commercial on this magic drink his wife sells and all the health benefits and immune system boosters.

I let him have it with both barrels. "You almost died recently but now you want us to buy some snake oil your wife is selling?" Most people couldn't stop laughing. I don't know if he's been back.

Quit hiring illegals and start hiring unemployed college grads with liberal arts degrees...