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Old 10-03-2012, 07:10 AM  
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Ladies and Gentlemen, fellow posters, esteemed moderators, lurkers, fans, foes, friends, peeps and lady peeps, I, FAX, have something I would like to say on this, the most momentous of occasions ... "ahem" ...

As many of you are no doubt aware, due to the bold initiatives recently undertaken by Mr. pr_capone and all those brave and magnificent Planeteers who, through the selfless contribution of their talents, time, and financial resources, have and are participating in the Great Arrowhead Insurgency Of 2012, ChiefsPlanet itself has come to the attention of the media ... both local and national.

With this in mind, I would like to suggest that we, the citizens of this great board, populate the lounge's front page with threads that most accurately and veraciously represent the true meaning of ChiefsPlanet and all that it stands for which, as we know, includes honor, purity of heart, respect for the little guy (midgets excepting), goodness, and, of course, nicery.

To that end, might I encourage each and every poster to refrain, for the time being, from referring to another Planeteer as a bacterial infected orangutan vagina or engaging in any other personal or degrading insults that might be interpreted as unwarranted or unseemly unless such derogatory statements are directed toward an imbecile, the Chiefs' front office, the coaching staff, and/or any player(s) literally unable to propel a football more than 5 yards with a semblance of accuracy.

Further, I would like to recommend that bumping threads on topics such as pooping, sleep or night pooping, pooping in error, and persistent difficulty with pooping be temporarily curtailed. Also, I would like to suggest that we avoid any topics associated with the mad poet William Carlos Williams as well as polls (both public and otherwise) on subjects such as spider island and one's personal preference in the configuration, size, and/or color of the female nipple. For, as we are all aware, a message board has only one opportunity to make a first impression.

And so, my friends, let us join together in common and righteous endeavor to insure that, once fame has been achieved, we may hold our heads high in the certain and secure knowledge that we have conducted ourselves before the public at large in a manner consistent with the very highest standards of excellence that ChiefsPlanet represents and that no man may ever say that, in our finest hour, we didn't try our damnest not to slam our dicks in the refrigerator door.

Thank you for your time and attention.

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Old 10-03-2012, 08:38 AM   #16
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You have a lot of company, he is very talented. Or, maybe he was dropped as a baby and hit his head in just the right place.


That being said, we might need to summon Skiptowne to help curtail the n00bs, or do you think Dane and Iowanian can handle them?
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:38 AM   #17
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I understand the sentiment but if we don't just be ourselves we might get over run with n00bs that don't want to talk about poop, nipples or in any way engage in any kind of dumbassery. Is that what we really want? I think we need to think long and hard about this. (heh... I said long and hard).

Be careful what you ask for. Being respectable and well mannered... well most of us just need to be banned now then if that's really what we want this place to become.
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:40 AM   #18
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:03 AM   #19
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Having lurked for many many yrs before coming out of the closet and began posting I've enjoyed many of your Deep thoughts over the yrs Mr FAX.
And I'm thrilled you've come back here.

That said I'm in a hurry so I skimmed real quick but believe I got the jist.....

"Ladies and Gentlemen, fellow posters, esteemed moderators, lurkers, fans, foes, friends, peeps and lady peeps, I, FAX, have something I would like to say,might I encourage each and every poster to refrain, for the time being, from referring to another Planeteer as a bacterial infected orangutan vagina Further, I would like to recommend that bumping threads on topics such as pooping, sleep or night pooping, pooping in error, and persistent difficulty with pooping be temporarily curtailed and try our damnest not to slam our dicks in the refrigerator door."


I hear and shall obey.
You are one hell of an American and an inspiration to us all Mr FAX.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:36 AM   #20
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Having lurked for many many yrs before coming out of the closet and began posting I've enjoyed many of your Deep thoughts over the yrs Mr FAX.
And I'm thrilled you've come back here.

That said I'm in a hurry so I skimmed real quick but believe I got the jist.....

"Ladies and Gentlemen, fellow posters, esteemed moderators, lurkers, fans, foes, friends, peeps and lady peeps, I, FAX, have something I would like to say,might I encourage each and every poster to refrain, for the time being, from referring to another Planeteer as a bacterial infected orangutan vagina Further, I would like to recommend that bumping threads on topics such as pooping, sleep or night pooping, pooping in error, and persistent difficulty with pooping be temporarily curtailed and try our damnest not to slam our dicks in the refrigerator door."


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You are one hell of an American and an inspiration to us all Mr FAX.

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Old 10-03-2012, 09:39 AM   #21
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:54 AM   #22
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I get the whole best foot forward thing but let's face the facts, this place is littered with people who have 2 left feet.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:34 AM   #23
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Having lurked for many many yrs before coming out of the closet and began posting I've enjoyed many of your Deep thoughts over the yrs Mr FAX.
And I'm thrilled you've come back here.

That said I'm in a hurry so I skimmed real quick but believe I got the jist.....

"Ladies and Gentlemen, fellow posters, esteemed moderators, lurkers, fans, foes, friends, peeps and lady peeps, I, FAX, have something I would like to say,might I encourage each and every poster to refrain, for the time being, from referring to another Planeteer as a bacterial infected orangutan vagina Further, I would like to recommend that bumping threads on topics such as pooping, sleep or night pooping, pooping in error, and persistent difficulty with pooping be temporarily curtailed and try our damnest not to slam our dicks in the refrigerator door."


I hear and shall obey.
You are one hell of an American and an inspiration to us all Mr FAX.
Cease thy snivelment you puling maggot.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:37 AM   #24
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:45 AM   #25
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:47 AM   #26
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:50 AM   #27
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It was a transplant surgery and you said you wouldn't bring it up!
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:08 PM   #29
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Oh yeah...... nevermind.... nothing to see here........ (walks away slowly while whistling)
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