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01-24-2013, 12:07 PM | #2 | |
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It was AWESOME!!!!! 1. Being a boat rules. 2. All you can eat of some mighty tasty food 3. Have to pay for your booze, but meh it was worth it. Word of advice, don't buy their "specialty" drinks of the day, way too expensive. 4. Zihuatanejo is amazingly beautiful. There is an all inclusive resort right on the beach that I might take the wife to sometime. 5. Your hotel moves with you. Basically you get on the boat, unpack and you're done. You get to go to all these places and be a tourist, and then back on the boat to the next location, it's pretty sweet. I highly recommend it. Plus, if you get a balcony room, the wife will be very "excited" all the time. |
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01-24-2013, 12:11 PM | #3 |
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I did. constandly.
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01-24-2013, 12:14 PM | #4 |
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01-24-2013, 12:16 PM | #5 |
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It's amazing; your "Would You"? list becomes quite large when out at sea for 8 months.
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01-24-2013, 12:29 PM | #6 |
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You certainly develop an appreciation for women.
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01-24-2013, 12:40 PM | #7 |
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....then you pull into port in San Diego, and slap yourself in the face asking yourself "WTF as I thinking"
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01-24-2013, 12:49 PM | #8 | |
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...any port in a storm. Just sayin'. |
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01-24-2013, 01:03 PM | #9 |
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australia had the most beautiful women I've ever seen. they were everywhere.
it was glorious. and, they were super Nice. I couldn't believe it. from Dumb and Dumber: "...I mean. She actually TALKED to me man"
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01-24-2013, 01:04 PM | #10 | |
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01-25-2013, 08:27 AM | #11 |
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this is true also 90% of the time.
I was talking to a gal at a bar (which I never do); she was behind me in line for beer etc, and we started talking. she followed me back to our table and just talked/hung out for a bit. then got up nd says "well, I'll look for you later, it was nice meeting you". about an hour later, a bikini contest was on ; chicks are walking out looking amazing. I'm naturally in the 1 stor 2nd row, then the chick i was talking with for a good 1.5 hrs (her name was Petra by the way) comes out on stage. happens to see me, has a Huge smile on her face and waves) etc. about an hour later she sits back down with us. then asks if I want to go out and maybe get a drink somehwere else. I leave my buddies (obviously. they were like ). We go have a drink or two. Then she asks if I have to go back to the ship tonight, and if not did I have a place to stay. I say no. Then offers up "Well, if you don't want to pay for a hotel, you can stay at my place" The entire time on our way to her house, in my mind I had an internal monologue of "Please let me get laid, please let me get laid......". We get there. Watch TV for a while. She gets up get a bottle of water, returns, sets it on the table then sits/straddles my lap -.....and IT"S ON bitches. The sexs was unreal and 'fun'. In that she wasn't all shy, but smiling and sort of a "ooh..Let's do it this way!". Upon 'completion', we were talking and I said somethin to the effect of she was very nice and I had a great time etc and that I usually don't hit it off so well. She said "well you were SO nice to me, and weren't asshole. You're way better than most of the Aussie (the used a term for them I can't remember) men I've met; nice and consideate. It's literally the only time I've met a chick and ended up gettig naked time the same night; not to mention this chick was 15 out of 10 - smokin hot - Brunette, Green Eyes, about 6' tall. . Hottest gal I've ever got dirty with. Got it the next day/night too, but had to leave back to the ship/leave port. Best port EVAH. I almost thought about just staying there and letting the ship leave without me lol.
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01-25-2013, 01:56 AM | #12 |
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LOL, someone actually neg repped me for this thread. Of all my posts, this one somehow drew his ire. I guess my Rich Gannon avatar was just the last straw.
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I actually appreciate the thread. I am looking to do the same and have learned quite a bit. They actually charge you for a god damn soda on these things!? |
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01-25-2013, 06:29 AM | #14 | |
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I took a couple giant clear plastic "smartwater" bottles and dumped them out, filled them up w/ vodka I bought off shore and snuck it back on the boat. Vodka offshore was extremely cheap.
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Any other hidden fees I should be aware of? I am seeing something about tipping. I guess that isn't included if you want to have room service or what not. |
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