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Old 04-07-2008, 02:55 PM  
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G Spot orgasm

Today is my wife's birthday. I want to give her this. Anyone care to give suggestions on how I can find her G-spot? I know it's in there somewhere. For the record, I'm serious.
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Old 04-07-2008, 03:48 PM   #61
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We need a female version of this thread: "How to give your guy an orgasm." That would definitely hit the 100 post mark.
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Old 04-07-2008, 03:48 PM   #62
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Old 04-07-2008, 03:51 PM   #63
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No. My wife told me that she she wouldn't have married me if my penis was "bent." She said that she "doesn't like them like that."

Me: "how many c*cks have you seen, woman!?"
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Old 04-07-2008, 03:51 PM   #64
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He can still have an anal orgasm.
Tell him about it.

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Old 04-07-2008, 03:51 PM   #65
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Old 04-07-2008, 03:53 PM   #66
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No. My wife told me that she she wouldn't have married me if my penis was "bent." She said that she "doesn't like them like that."

Me: "how many c*cks have you seen, woman!?"



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Old 04-07-2008, 03:57 PM   #68
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Today is my wife's birthday. I want to give her this. Anyone care to give suggestions on how I can find her G-spot? I know it's in there somewhere. For the record, I'm serious.
Here you go.....black arrows represent pressure, the blue spiral represents circular motion....remember, two fingers instead of one. Got it?

"Go team!"
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Old 04-07-2008, 03:58 PM   #69
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it is definitely possible to hit the g spot with your c0ck. just gotta angle it right, and slip it in a little bit. the bebefit is that you (the guy) can last twice as long, and she gets off twice as much
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I imagine that at some point... GoChiefs logged on, clicked this thread... eyes bulged out, threw up in his mouth a little... then ran off screaming "Gross gross gross".
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:02 PM   #71
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it is definitely possible to hit the g spot with your c0ck. just gotta angle it right, and slip it in a little bit. the bebefit is that you (the guy) can last twice as long, and she gets off twice as much
You mean she'll cum in less than 10 seconds?











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Old 04-07-2008, 04:08 PM   #72
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When will guys realize that it is just as important to take care of her emotional needs as well as physical. Clean up the house and do some laundry, maybe a back rub, breakfast in bed-she will enjoy that more than an awkward poke in the pee hole.
Yesterday, I brought her breakfast and the paper in bed, last night, I rubbed her feet for 20 minutes, tonight, I'm finding her G-spot, later tonight, I'll have the best sex EVER.
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Every woman is different--but it usually is around the same place. Big Daddy's girl may have a deeper G Spot. The "come here" method is your best chance. There is a 'ledge" (or whatever), when you first enter with your fingers. Roam around in that area, doing the circle method and add pressure as needed. You'll know when you hit it.

And for the record, I think its great that you have the balls to ask. Bullshit pride and fear of asking are the cause of wayyy too many bad lovers in this world.
I've tried before with no success. I was hoping I was missing something. I guess I'll just keep trying. If I do hit it, will it really be that obvious?
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:11 PM   #74
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:11 PM   #75
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I've tried before with no success. I was hoping I was missing something. I guess I'll just keep trying. If I do hit it, will it really be that obvious?
Well, I, for one, shall be rooting for you. And I hope you can get it up.
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