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Old 05-30-2012, 12:07 AM  
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My wife finally agreed to a lifelong fantasy, to have sex in a public place. Her one condition is that it has to be somewhere no one would walk in on us (this was the only way I could convince her)...I live in Wichita so it would have be around here...any suggestions?
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Old 05-30-2012, 08:42 AM   #61
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Old 05-30-2012, 08:57 AM   #62
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Old 05-30-2012, 08:58 AM   #63
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KU’s national title in 2008, me and the GF drove to Lawrence to celebrate on Mass. After the bars closed and people were heading home, we walked back to our car parked on New Hampshire near 9th. The mood struck and we steamed up the windows in the front seat before we drove back to KC. The best part was the college kids yelling shit and slapping the windows as they walked by.
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Changing room at a mall or something seems like a no-brainer. The doors lock, it's definitely 'in public' and there's a ready-made excuse for having no clothes on and both parties inside.

Done and done.
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Old 05-30-2012, 10:16 AM   #70
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Is it just me or does anyone else feel like this is the coming out party for CP's newest sex offender?...
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Have you already had tent sex? If you are inside your tent and there are numerous others camped nearby you can do as you like without any repercussions assuming normal noise levels.....
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I don't see how this will really fulfill your fantasy. Sex in public should be unplanned and random, at least to me anyways. That's what makes it so exciting.

Nonetheless, good luck with your ventures.

My suggestion...golf course late at night.
I agree with you...believe me. However if she is to consent, have to abide by her rules...

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Depending on how big your yard is, and how close your neighbors are, I'd go for the front or back yard first. We actually conceived a child in our front yard...oddly enough. We live on a half-acre and the nearest house is about 50 yards away. Found a nice dark spot in the front yard at around 3 AM once (when the only other kid we had at the time was spending the night at grandmas) and got busy! We're always stopping on the way home from going out on dates (if it's late enough) and finding dark, secluded spots to get busy.
Actually we already have done that (back yard because she is to nervous to do it in our front. We have a judge living next door to us and that guy I swear never sleeps.

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Might as well get the obligatory "pics or it didn't happen" out of the way
no pics...but I will share where we ended up at.

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Changing room at a mall or something seems like a no-brainer. The doors lock, it's definitely 'in public' and there's a ready-made excuse for having no clothes on and both parties inside.

Done and done.
Might be the winner! Although the tent in the park idea is a good runner up.
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Old 05-30-2012, 10:19 AM   #71
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imo you probably don't want to start mixing adrenalin and lust.

it can screw shit up

very difficult to go back to 'normal' sex
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Old 05-30-2012, 10:31 AM   #72
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imo you probably don't want to start mixing adrenalin and lust.

it can screw shit up

very difficult to go back to 'normal' sex
normal sex is good but looking for something to spice it up, make it like it was when we first started, you know?
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Old 05-30-2012, 10:46 AM   #73
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normal sex is good but looking for something to spice it up, make it like it was when we first started, you know?
it's all good, man.

just saying to be careful how much adrenalin you add into the mix because it's very difficult to go back to 'less exciting' after that.

i've been there, done that and takes a long time to unscrew your brain up.

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normal sex is good but looking for something to spice it up, make it like it was when we first started, you know?
Have threesomes been suggested yet?
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