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10-12-2013, 07:47 AM | #31 |
"You like to drink?"
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One of my fellow frat alumni friends is getting hitched today too.
RUN DUDES DON'T DO IT
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10-12-2013, 08:02 AM | #33 |
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If it's any consolation, your future wife didn't get any sleep either if you know what I'm saying....
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10-12-2013, 08:06 AM | #34 |
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10-12-2013, 08:16 AM | #35 |
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Welp, there goes your sex life!
Congrats though...
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10-12-2013, 08:19 AM | #36 |
Kindness in words...
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10-12-2013, 08:35 AM | #37 |
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No need to worry, you're a CP member. She'll never get fat and blowies every day for the rest of your life. Congrats.
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10-12-2013, 08:42 AM | #38 |
Baba Ganoush
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Well fellas.....
Here's my beautiful bride to be. Thank you everybody.
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10-12-2013, 08:42 AM | #39 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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Somewhere, Sam Kinison weeps for you.
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10-12-2013, 08:50 AM | #40 |
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You don't know what happiness is until you're married.
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10-12-2013, 08:54 AM | #41 |
Prestige Worldwide
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10-12-2013, 08:59 AM | #42 |
Don't Be A Dick
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Congrats and good luck. If you're on CP at any point during the honeymoon, I will clown you unrelentingly. There's a handful of things you should be doing: having sex, site seeing (looking for places to have sex), sleeping (resting up for more sex because the previous sex made you tired), shower (best done while having sex), getting food (to fuel you for all that sex), and the occasional usage of the restroom (and if you play it right you could get some sex there too).
Point being enjoy all that sex because once the honeymoon is over sex will be rationed like wheat to ethiopians. |
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10-12-2013, 08:59 AM | #43 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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Would you thread?
Yes you damn right! Good job on picking a good looking prison warden.
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10-12-2013, 09:04 AM | #44 | |
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10-12-2013, 09:05 AM | #45 |
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Seriously though, if you find the right one marriage can be ****ing awesome. Congrats.
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