MU ****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread**** - Page 252

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01:02 PM

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.

Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.

Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO

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tredadda · 11-27-2013, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

Jhonny Williams has flipped to Notre Dame.

I hate that spelling of that name.

Mosbonian · 11-27-2013, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

I think most bowl projections are still assuming a loss to Texas A&M, just like most were assuming a loss to Ole Miss last weekend.

You know what they say about assuming things....

Pitt Gorilla · 11-27-2013, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

Jhonny Williams has flipped to Notre Dame.

ND wouldn't have known who this guy was without Mizzou. I think we can expect more and more teams to consider our recruits given Mizzou's success with identifying and developing talent.

duncan_idaho · 11-27-2013, 02:14 PM

Apparently, his older brother has cancer and Jhonny is the primary caregiver.

His mom works a lot, no other family close, no dad in the picture.

Can't fault the kid in that spot. Being able to get home in 30 min or less matters a lot.

tredadda · 11-27-2013, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

Apparently, his older brother has cancer and Jhonny is the primary caregiver.

His mom works a lot, no other family close, no dad in the picture.

Can't fault the kid in that spot. Being able to get home in 30 min or less matters a lot.

If that is the case then his decision is a no brainer.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-27-2013, 06:13 PM

Damn. That's a lot to deal with at such a young age. Hopefully he tears it up and is able to set his family up for life.

Of course, were we KU we'd just give his mom a job and relocate the family.

**KcMizzou** · 11-27-2013, 07:08 PM

Gabe DeArmond ‏@GabeDeArmond 16m

A win Saturday would ensure #Mizzou couldn't fall past the Cotton Bowl, as that game is obligated to take SEC title game loser if available

Gabe DeArmond ‏@GabeDeArmond 17m

Of course, a win Saturday would also mean #Mizzou would be highly unlikely to be there when the Cotton Bowl picks.

crispystl · 11-27-2013, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Way too much revisionist history with Gabbert. He had multiple throws in his first college start that were better than the skinny post Mauk hit.

Yeah Gabbert was pretty damn good until Suh nearly ripped his ankle off. He was never the same after.

kepp · 11-28-2013, 04:05 PM

So I'm in Columbia visiting family for Thanksgiving and who do I see in HyVee off of Hwy 63? One Gary Pinkel. We didn't say anything to him. He looked very focused on his shopping.
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BryanBusby · 11-28-2013, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by kepp

So I'm in Columbia visiting family for Thanksgiving and who do I see in HyVee off of Hwy 63? One Gary Pinkel. We didn't say anything to him. He looked very focused on his shopping.
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Was he in the booze department?

GloryDayz · 11-28-2013, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BryanBusby

Was he in the booze department?

Prolly ****ing an 18 year old cashier (in the butt)....

kepp · 11-28-2013, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BryanBusby

Was he in the booze department?

LOL...he was not. Though I didn't get to look in his carry basket.

BryanBusby · 11-28-2013, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by kepp

LOL...he was not. Though I didn't get to look in his carry basket.

Ah, so he already had hit up the liquor department by that point. Got it

Pepe Silvia · 11-28-2013, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by GloryDayz

Prolly ****ing an 18 year old cashier (in the butt)....

This is the most likely scenario.

KChiefs1 · 11-30-2013, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Gabe DeArmond ‏@GabeDeArmond 16m

A win Saturday would ensure #Mizzou couldn't fall past the Cotton Bowl, as that game is obligated to take SEC title game loser if available

Gabe DeArmond ‏@GabeDeArmond 17m

Of course, a win Saturday would also mean #Mizzou would be highly unlikely to be there when the Cotton Bowl picks.

Damon I'm so ready for this game! Where is the game thread?

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11-27-2013, 06:13 PM	#3771
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $8009572	Damn. That's a lot to deal with at such a young age. Hopefully he tears it up and is able to set his family up for life. Of course, were we KU we'd just give his mom a job and relocate the family. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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KcMizzou Supporter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Parkville MO Casino cash: $10005170	Gabe DeArmond ‏@GabeDeArmond 16m A win Saturday would ensure #Mizzou couldn't fall past the Cotton Bowl, as that game is obligated to take SEC title game loser if available Gabe DeArmond ‏@GabeDeArmond 17m Of course, a win Saturday would also mean #Mizzou would be highly unlikely to be there when the Cotton Bowl picks.
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11-28-2013, 04:05 PM	#3774
kepp MVP Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $5379212	So I'm in Columbia visiting family for Thanksgiving and who do I see in HyVee off of Hwy 63? One Gary Pinkel. We didn't say anything to him. He looked very focused on his shopping. Posted via Mobile Device
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