Anyone else HATE the Midwest?

[AphexPhin]

I'm from the Midwest but once I graduated high school I was out of there! I ended up attending Arizona State University and had the time of my life there. Now I live in sunny Scottsdale and haven't looked back. Sure I go back and visit my old friends sometimes but man, I just couldnt live there.

Long ass winters
Driving in the snow...sucks ass.
fat chicks EVERYWHERE
no scenery when driving around (only corn fields)

Shit I could go on and on but I wont rub it in.

Here in Scottsdale/Phoenix, its totally different. TONS of hot chicks. Great weather especially during the fall and winter time. No snow. Nice roads to drive on. And did I mention tons of hot chicks? Lol

Anyways, I'm just thankful I made the right choice by moving out to the Southwest. You just cant beat it.

And before anyone starts bragging about Chicago, let me remind you how rude a lot of people there are, loooong winters, tons of traffic, high cost of living etc etc