Late night bullshit: we should do a census.

[Direckshun]

Talking about race and all that jazz in DC has got me thinking, have we ever done a CP census?

Like a poll to determine the % of races, genders, religions, ages, maybe even sexual orientations?

We should do one. Until somebody tells me it's been done, here are the categories I'm going to register:

Ethnicity:
White
African American
Hispanic
Asian American

Gender:
Male
Female

Religion:
Protestant
Catholic
Jewish
Muslim
Agnotic/Atheist

Ages:
16-25
26-35
36-45
46-55
56+

Sexual Orientation:
Gay
Straight
Nightfyre

Political Affiliation:

Socialist
Liberal
Left of center
Centrist
Right of center
Conservative
Libertarian
No affiliation

Marital Status:

Single
Married

Children:

1
2
3
4+

Income per year (individually, not your family total):

<$25k
$25k-40k
$40k-65k
$65k-$100k
$100k-$250k
$250k+

Highest Level Education:

High school (grades 9-12, no degree)
High school graduate (or equivalent)
Some college (1-4 years, no degree)
Associate’s degree (including occupational or academic degrees)
Bachelor’s degree (BA, BS, AB, etc)
Master’s degree (MA, MS, MENG, MSW, etc)
Professional school degree (MD, DDC, JD, etc)
Doctorate degree (PhD, EdD, etc)

Any categories you'd get rid of, or add?

[bevischief]

Black Asian American living in a igloo.

[Prison Bitch]

Everyone in here is either a suburban white guy milennial near KC or a X/boomer chubby white guy near KC.

[2bikemike]

What if we have black folk from the Caribbean here? They surely wouldn't be African American. I have a Jamaican friend who is offended by the African American label. I have a south African friend who is truly an African American he is whiter than me with a lot less rhythm.

I saw an interview with Morgan Freeman. He stated political correctness has gone too far, he wanted to know when he became African.

[Nightfyre]

I didn't catch the change to the OP. Well played, sir.

[BigMeatballDave]

Originally Posted by BWillie

Just means you can admit you don't know. I don't know, you don't know. To know, with absolute certainty, is foolish IMO. I guess many are afraid of a vengeful god, so they become a believer. Just hard for me to think that way.

I concur.

[BigMeatballDave]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

It's the cool answer to the question of religion. You're not a believer because that's too hateful, and you're not an atheist because that's too closed-minded. You triangulate to the 3rd Way so neither group will judge you when you answer.

You could not possibly be more wrong.

[HonestChieffan]

Originally Posted by AustinChief

I already collect all this data surreptitiously and sell it to my buddies in Nigeria. I'll sell ya a copy!

Your friend Ngang called tonight. I wished him the best of the spirit of the holidays

[stevieray]

odd thread from someone who has said multiple times that he doesn't share personal info.

[Sully]

Add to the census

Goatee;
Connects on the edges/ gap
Bushy/whispy
Squared/rounded at the bottom
With/without "soul patch"


I grew my goatee because;
I think it makes me look skinnier/tougher/as if I have a manlier chin/to piss off my significant other/to catch food