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Old 03-30-2016, 05:50 PM  
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Need advice for my friend
I have this friend who's girlfriend is starting to grow a bit of a mustache. He says that it's somewhat obscure from a distance because she's a natural blonde, but is extremely noticeable when they kiss and are up close in bed.

What are some ways that my friend can hint to his girlfriend that it's a distraction without pissing her off? Women can be like bombs sometimes.
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Old 03-30-2016, 06:39 PM   #16
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Sounds like she's handsome.

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Old 03-30-2016, 06:45 PM   #17
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Justin Verlander needs to get his shit together and tell Kate to wax that thing....
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Old 03-30-2016, 06:50 PM   #18
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he just needs to break up with her.
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Old 03-30-2016, 06:53 PM   #19
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he just needs to break up with her.
The only real solution here.
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Old 03-30-2016, 07:01 PM   #20
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and you are not turned off by the nipple hair? Must have a lot of testosterone, bet she ****s like a beast...
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Old 03-30-2016, 07:12 PM   #21
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tell him to get a gift card for a all day spa with hair removal added on. Do something nice and get rid of the hair.
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Old 03-30-2016, 07:15 PM   #22
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what woman even thinks they should not change that?
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Old 03-30-2016, 07:21 PM   #23
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what woman even thinks they should not change that?
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Old 03-30-2016, 07:22 PM   #24
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No hint is necessary. He should tell his sasquatch lady to trim her stache, easy as that.
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Old 03-30-2016, 07:37 PM   #25
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tell him to get a gift card for a all day spa with hair removal added on. Do something nice and get rid of the hair.
This. He looks like a saint in her eyes for doing something "so wonderful," while he gets what he wants without being a dick.

Unless they've been together a long time, then just man up and tell the bitch to shave her 'stache.
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Old 03-30-2016, 07:37 PM   #26
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Baby, I only say this because I care
I feel that everything we should share
What you have above you lip
doesn't make women very hip
waxing is what women do
with that hair lip you should too
you are beautiful in almost every way
but when we kiss, I feel almost gay
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Old 03-30-2016, 07:40 PM   #27
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Baby, I only say this because I care
I feel that everything we should share
What you have above you lip
doesn't make women very hip
waxing is what women do
with that hair lip you should too
you are beautiful in almost every way
but when we kiss, I feel almost gay
hahahaha
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Old 03-30-2016, 07:50 PM   #28
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Put hot wax on your own upper lip and then give her a long and romantic kiss. It'll take care of itself.
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Old 03-30-2016, 07:58 PM   #29
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Tell her you want to try bondage, duct tape her mouth shut, PIINHB, then rip that shit off.
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Old 03-30-2016, 08:11 PM   #30
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Wait until she's asleep and smear some Nair on it. Read the bottle to find out how long it is supposed to stay on there. After the correct time has passed, use a wet wipe to quickly remove it and pretend that a spider was crawling on her face but you got it for her when she wakes up.
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