A mock in the spirit of Direckshun

[Nightfyre]

Originally Posted by MagicHef

More like:

Doom: 13.6/11.6/9.8
Hali: 15.5/11.5/12.0

http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/denver-br...lvis-dumervil/
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/kansas-ci...fs/tamba-hali/

Guess which helps teams win more games: sacks or pressures?

You are looking at cap hit, dumbass. The Chiefs would have to eat far more of Hali's contract than the Bronco's would of Dumervil's in the event of a trade because the Chiefs paid more in a signing bonus.

[MagicHef]

Originally Posted by Nightfyre

You are looking at cap hit, dumbass. The Chiefs would have to eat far more of Hali's contract than the Bronco's would of Dumervil's in the event of a trade because the Chiefs paid more in a signing bonus.

Ok, cool.

I'm fairly surprised that people took me seriously. Did you really think that I believed Denver could get half a team's draft for Doom?

I just thought a 1 and a 3 was absurd for Hali, so I thought I would illustrate such an idea with my own absurd trade value.

I mean, you guys traded a 26 year old Allen after leading the league in sacks for #15 and 2 3rds. No way a 29 year old Hali fetches anything similar after being out-sacked by 22 different guys.

[Nightfyre]

Originally Posted by MagicHef

Ok, cool.

I'm fairly surprised that people took me seriously. Did you really think that I believed Denver could get half a team's draft for Doom?

I just thought a 1 and a 3 was absurd for Hali, so I thought I would illustrate such an idea with my own absurd trade value.

I mean, you guys traded a 26 year old Allen after leading the league in sacks for #15 and 2 3rds. No way a 29 year old Hali fetches anything similar after being out-sacked by 22 different guys.

Allen was a high-risk guy hanging on to his career by a thread who had no contract in place. And yes, I realize you are trolling us and I am eating it up.