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T-post Tom · 09-02-2009, 03:26 PM

Date goes awry for man claiming to be police officer
By ROBERT A. CRONKLETON
The Kansas City Star

A 33-year-old Lenexa man was arrested early this morning after his date got suspicious about his claims of being a police officer — which he wasn’t.

Aaron Walton was charged today with battery and false impersonation of a police officer, both misdemeanors.

The victim called police about midnight Tuesday saying that she was on a date with the man, but got a gut feeling that something wasn’t right. When she tried to end the date, they got into an argument and he threatened to arrest her if she didn’t go to his home, she told police.

Police responded to the McDonald’s restaurant at W. 87th Street and Mauer Road where the woman told them that she was in the early stages of a relationship with a man who was passing himself off as a police officer, said Sgt. Gary Graniewski.

The two were headed in separate cars to the man’s house when “something inside her told her something was wrong,” Graniewski said. The woman decided to pull into the McDonald’s parking lot.

The man followed and an argument ensued with him again telling her he was a police officer and she would be arrested if she did not go with him, Graniewski said.

A small physical altercation occurred and then the man left, she told police. The woman, who was not injured, called police.

Police went to the man’s house, where he was arrested without incident. They searched his house and retrieved several items.

Graniewski declined to say what was recovered, but said that man had several items that could lead some people to believe he was some sort of police officer or other law enforcement officer.

The man was arrested on criminal restraint, battery and false impersonation of a police officer, Graniewski said. The man is expected to make his first appearance today in Johnson County District Court.

ArrowheadHawk · 09-02-2009, 03:28 PM

What an idiot.
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tooge · 09-02-2009, 03:30 PM

What exactly did he do wrong here? Did he not pay for the McDonalds or something?

MOhillbilly · 09-02-2009, 03:32 PM

harvey keitel in Bad Lt. is a kickass movie. 'you make this face' lol. classic!

ArrowheadHawk · 09-02-2009, 03:32 PM

McDs is awesome for a first date.
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Reerun_KC · 09-02-2009, 03:33 PM

Sounds like something Claythan would pull...

**gblowfish** · 09-02-2009, 03:33 PM

If your first date is at McDonalds, not a good sign. Nope...

MOhillbilly · 09-02-2009, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Sounds like something Claythan would pull...

pfffft you gotta have balls and be hetro to pull something like that.

Stewie · 09-02-2009, 03:34 PM

They weren't eating at McD's, that's where she pulled in when she got suspicious.

sedated · 09-02-2009, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by T-post Tom

The two were headed in separate cars to the man’s house when “something inside her told her something was wrong,” Graniewski said. The woman decided to pull into the McDonald’s parking lot.

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JD10367 · 09-02-2009, 03:35 PM

TTIUWP of the chick.

**CosmicPal** · 09-02-2009, 04:01 PM

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If your first date is at McDonalds, not a good sign. Nope...

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McDs is awesome for a first date.

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What exactly did he do wrong here? Did he not pay for the McDonalds or something?

Amazing how many people fail to read a simple article.

Valiant · 09-02-2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

Amazing how many people fail to read a simple article.

That is what I was thinking, she pulled into McDonald's to call police and argument ensued then he left..

seclark · 09-02-2009, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Valiant

That is what I was thinking, she pulled into McDonald's to call police and argument ensued then he left..

he was a McPoser. bookem dan-o.
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LaChapelle · 09-02-2009, 05:18 PM

Graniewski declined to say what was recovered, but said that man had several items that could lead some people to believe he was some sort of police officer or other law enforcement officer.

-a half dozen donuts

09-02-2009, 03:26 PM
T-post Tom Threepeat! Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Milk/Honey/Gazland Casino cash: $4397293	Have sex with me or I'll arrest you... Date goes awry for man claiming to be police officer By ROBERT A. CRONKLETON The Kansas City Star A 33-year-old Lenexa man was arrested early this morning after his date got suspicious about his claims of being a police officer — which he wasn’t. Aaron Walton was charged today with battery and false impersonation of a police officer, both misdemeanors. The victim called police about midnight Tuesday saying that she was on a date with the man, but got a gut feeling that something wasn’t right. When she tried to end the date, they got into an argument and he threatened to arrest her if she didn’t go to his home, she told police. Police responded to the McDonald’s restaurant at W. 87th Street and Mauer Road where the woman told them that she was in the early stages of a relationship with a man who was passing himself off as a police officer, said Sgt. Gary Graniewski. The two were headed in separate cars to the man’s house when “something inside her told her something was wrong,” Graniewski said. The woman decided to pull into the McDonald’s parking lot. The man followed and an argument ensued with him again telling her he was a police officer and she would be arrested if she did not go with him, Graniewski said. A small physical altercation occurred and then the man left, she told police. The woman, who was not injured, called police. Police went to the man’s house, where he was arrested without incident. They searched his house and retrieved several items. Graniewski declined to say what was recovered, but said that man had several items that could lead some people to believe he was some sort of police officer or other law enforcement officer. The man was arrested on criminal restraint, battery and false impersonation of a police officer, Graniewski said. The man is expected to make his first appearance today in Johnson County District Court.
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