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08-23-2013, 12:51 PM | #1 |
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Mine must have been a sign of things to come. He's a football player now.
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08-23-2013, 12:50 PM | #2 |
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In honor of Prison Bitch, I think Mr. and Mrs. Buehler445 should name their child Perry.
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08-23-2013, 01:11 PM | #3 |
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08-22-2013, 09:15 PM | #4 |
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hahahahahaa
hahahahahaha (I have a 16 month old) You are in for a CRAZY ass two years But it will be the best thing that ever happened to you..... Its REALLY hard, and will test your relationship...so be strong and remember to take care of the mrs. and also try to carve out some time for just you two (get baby sitters!!! start working on getting baby sitters before you think you are 'ready') I had another really good one but it just left my head.... If youre in northern california , I have a shit load of nice boys things you are welcome to pick through (0-24 month stuff) Don't sweat the small shit youll be fine if you love your woman and your baby.
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08-22-2013, 09:18 PM | #5 |
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Oh and hit that pussy as much as you can while shes pregnant...OMG.....
and also THEM TITTIES holy shit wait till her milk comes in INSIST she breastfeeds as long as she can handle it LOLOLOL O M G DEM TITTAY
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08-22-2013, 09:19 PM | #6 |
Ain't no relax!
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Congrats to you guys!!!
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08-22-2013, 09:22 PM | #7 |
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Just don't be one of those dicks that posts 15 billion picks of your dumbass kid on Facebook.
No one ****in cares.
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08-22-2013, 09:23 PM | #8 |
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08-22-2013, 09:23 PM | #9 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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You know I'm not perfect. Not by a long shot, but from now on whenever I'm feeling down about myself, I'm going to remember 1 thing. At least I'm not Prison Bitch.
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08-22-2013, 09:24 PM | #10 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Oh, and congratulations!
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08-22-2013, 11:03 PM | #11 |
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Hey man, coach their teams or practices, attend the school functions. Let em try an instrument, go to soccer, even if you hate it, understand that boys might not be into girls till 7th grade but bits may be into girls by 5th grAde ? It's the best journey ever.
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08-23-2013, 12:34 PM | #12 |
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There is no harder job with more at stake than being a parent.
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08-23-2013, 12:50 PM | #13 |
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Especially if you are a 40 something divorced hockey mom!
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08-23-2013, 04:18 PM | #14 |
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Don't give your child any vaccines regardless of what any Dr tells you, and make sure to have mom breast feed.
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08-23-2013, 04:32 PM | #15 |
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