Irrational Fears

[ghak99]

Originally Posted by Ponderception

They're ****ing awful. Hate them.

I did find out that jeans + certain kinds of bug spray keeps them away for the most part. I did nearly drive my car off I-35 once because I looked down and saw one on my hand. Holy ****.

That stuff doesn't work very well when you walk through a nest of them.

I looked down and saw hundreds of the little black dots covering my legs from the knees down once. If I could have shed my ****ing skin I gladly would have. Creeped me the hell out and I swore I felt them on me for days. One or two, ok, no big deal, but a couple hundred... **** a monkey, I'm out!

A local guy had to take one of his children to the hospital with over 50 of the little pin headed bastards all over his legs with countless other bites. It was a serious deal for at least a week with many of them so small they had gotten deep into the child's skin. Makes me want to mow everything and napalm the little bastards.

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by ghak99

That stuff doesn't work very well when you walk through a nest of them.

I looked down and saw hundreds of the little black dots covering my legs from the knees down once. If I could have shed my ****ing skin I gladly would have. Creeped me the hell out and I swore I felt them on me for days. One or two, ok, no big deal, but a couple hundred... **** a monkey, I'm out!

A local guy had to take one of his children to the hospital with over 50 of the little pin headed bastards all over his legs with countless other bites. It was a serious deal for at least a week with many of them so small they had gotten deep into the child's skin. Makes me want to mow everything and napalm the little bastards.

This.

Also, if I saw hundreds of those ****ers on me, I'd probably lose it.