|
09-16-2016, 01:37 PM | |
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
Casino cash: $17606178
VARSITY
|
Kissing A Chicken Will Make You Sick!
So for all you KU fans, keep your tongue off their pecker!
http://www.kmbc.com/health/cdc-pleas...ckens/41697432 Cancel your weekend plans, because kissing chickens is off the table. A recent study from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention shows an uptick in salmonella cases due to more and more people keeping and raising chickens. How do you get salmonella from a chicken, you ask? Take a wild guess. An alarming number of people have apparently contracted it from kissing their fine fowl companions. According to the CDC's research, 13% of the chicken-related salmonella cases they studied from 1990 to 2014 were due, in part, to some human-on-chicken smooching. Of the cases they studied, the CDC says, "Most contact occurred at the patients' home, and high-risk behaviors included keeping poultry inside the house and having close contact, such as holding, snuggling, or kissing poultry." Yes, our affinity for our chicken friends doesn't stop at kissing -- 49% of patients studied said they had snuggled baby chicks, and 46% of the CDC's respondents kept chickens in the house. Wait, that's not all. A whole 10% of respondents said they kept chickens in their BEDROOM. What the cluck? |
Posts: 40,843
|
09-16-2016, 01:50 PM | #2 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
Casino cash: $2354497
|
Sadly, none of this is surprising.
|
Posts: 48,634
|
09-16-2016, 01:54 PM | #3 |
Court Jester
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Orlando
Casino cash: $2852400
|
So don't put the cock in your mouth?
|
Posts: 19,771
|
09-16-2016, 02:00 PM | #4 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $6838598
|
__________________
We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W. |
Posts: 95,642
|
09-16-2016, 02:27 PM | #5 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $4658454
|
It's true.
I've seen a lot of women gag when they tried to put my cock in their mouth. Tee'd up. |
Posts: 61,554
|
09-16-2016, 02:27 PM | #6 |
Go Beavers!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Warshington
Casino cash: $5518243
|
What about choking my chicken?
|
Posts: 14,501
|
09-16-2016, 02:29 PM | #7 |
Not dead yet...
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Indian Creek
Casino cash: $3109903
|
What about kissing a chicken head?
|
Posts: 2,794
|
09-16-2016, 02:29 PM | #8 |
Supporter
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Missouri
Casino cash: $1699542
|
|
Posts: 5,223
|
09-16-2016, 02:31 PM | #9 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $4658454
|
|
Posts: 61,554
|
09-16-2016, 02:40 PM | #10 |
Ain't no relax!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2048919
|
I suppose we'll have to stop having sex with the chickens too? Or is it just mouth stuff?
__________________
|
Posts: 47,639
|
09-16-2016, 02:43 PM | #11 |
Not dead yet...
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Indian Creek
Casino cash: $3109903
|
|
Posts: 2,794
|
09-16-2016, 08:59 PM | #12 |
MTFU
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The Valley Heat
Casino cash: $5570450
|
|
Posts: 7,231
|
|
|