HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY. Especially to my fellow Irish. - Page 2

Frankie · 03-17-2005, 07:51 AM

MOhillbilly · 03-17-2005, 10:30 AM

bunch of potato ****s.

siberian khatru · 03-17-2005, 10:35 AM

One of my all-time favorite National Lampoon pieces, "Foreigners Around the World," by P.J. O'Rourke:

IRISH
Racial Characteristics:
Pie-faced, neckless, bandy-legged sots who almost never fuck. Ignorant and superstitious, they are in utter thrall to the vile, conniving priests of their dark and barbarous religion. Their women have their legs on upside down and no man in the country eats anything but potatoes, and only eats them when has out of strong drink. The principal delights of the Irish are in quarreling and fighting and killing each other with bombs. They can be trained to do nothing useful that a dray horse can't accomplish in half the time, and they spew out a continuous stream of mumbles and grunts which they fancy to be "poems." They sell their children for whiskey.

Good Points:
Many Irish are dead.

Proper Forms of Address:
Bogmouth, peat-face, Mr. Potato Head, nun-buns, dumb Mick.

An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the Irish Character:
There once was an Irishman who got so drunk while he was in Rome that he kissed his wife and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/flash...eigners12.html

(That link will lead you to many other politically-incorrect descriptions.)

**Donger** · 03-17-2005, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

There once was an Irishman who got so drunk while he was in Rome that he kissed his wife and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel.

Heh.

badgirl · 03-17-2005, 10:40 AM

My grandmother was dutch, does that count?

**Donger** · 03-17-2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

http://www.nationallampoon.com/flash...eigners12.html

(That link will lead you to many other politically-incorrect descriptions.)

German Good Points: They kill a lot of French.

chiefs4me · 03-17-2005, 10:49 AM

What's so happy about it? yes, I am irish...but not feeling the love today.

MOhillbilly · 03-17-2005, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

What's so happy about it? yes, I am irish...but not feeling the love today.

its not love its poor genetics.

RedNFeisty · 03-17-2005, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

One of my all-time favorite National Lampoon pieces, "Foreigners Around the World," by P.J. O'Rourke:

IRISH
Racial Characteristics:
Pie-faced, neckless, bandy-legged sots who almost never fuck. Ignorant and superstitious, they are in utter thrall to the vile, conniving priests of their dark and barbarous religion. Their women have their legs on upside down and no man in the country eats anything but potatoes, and only eats them when has out of strong drink. The principal delights of the Irish are in quarreling and fighting and killing each other with bombs. They can be trained to do nothing useful that a dray horse can't accomplish in half the time, and they spew out a continuous stream of mumbles and grunts which they fancy to be "poems." They sell their children for whiskey.

Good Points:
Many Irish are dead.

Proper Forms of Address:
Bogmouth, peat-face, Mr. Potato Head, nun-buns, dumb Mick.

An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the Irish Character:
There once was an Irishman who got so drunk while he was in Rome that he kissed his wife and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/flash...eigners12.html

(That link will lead you to many other politically-incorrect descriptions.)

LOL...I am German/Irish and I fit none of the above descriptions!

siberian khatru · 03-17-2005, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by RedNFeisty

LOL...I am German/Irish and I fit none of the above descriptions!

I'm half Irish and it describes me to a T.

RedNFeisty · 03-17-2005, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

I'm half Irish and it describes me to a T.

I was being quit facetious! However, my legs are not on upside down and I love sex!

cadmonkey · 03-17-2005, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

I'm half Irish and it describes me to a T.

I hope you at least got Jameson in return for you kids

go bo · 03-17-2005, 12:32 PM

aye, happy st. paddy's day to ya awl...

Morty80 · 03-17-2005, 02:14 PM

Happy St. Patty's day... let's get drunk and do something stupid!!!

crossbow · 03-17-2005, 02:17 PM

Burp !!

Raiderhater · 03-17-2005, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

No. No we're not, thanks.

LOL! I might have to hit one of the British pubs near my place later tonight to see what the mood is like in one of those places on St. Paddy's Day.

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siberian khatru 21st Century Schizoid Fan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Gates of Delirium Casino cash: $2384950	One of my all-time favorite National Lampoon pieces, "Foreigners Around the World," by P.J. O'Rourke: IRISH Racial Characteristics: Pie-faced, neckless, bandy-legged sots who almost never fuck. Ignorant and superstitious, they are in utter thrall to the vile, conniving priests of their dark and barbarous religion. Their women have their legs on upside down and no man in the country eats anything but potatoes, and only eats them when has out of strong drink. The principal delights of the Irish are in quarreling and fighting and killing each other with bombs. They can be trained to do nothing useful that a dray horse can't accomplish in half the time, and they spew out a continuous stream of mumbles and grunts which they fancy to be "poems." They sell their children for whiskey. Good Points: Many Irish are dead. Proper Forms of Address: Bogmouth, peat-face, Mr. Potato Head, nun-buns, dumb Mick. An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the Irish Character: There once was an Irishman who got so drunk while he was in Rome that he kissed his wife and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel. http://www.nationallampoon.com/flash...eigners12.html (That link will lead you to many other politically-incorrect descriptions.)
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