Going on 1st date in 13 years. How have the rules changed? - Page 2

chris · 10:17 AM

Recently divorced.

Been to numerous lunch dates. Lunch dates are safe, cause in a hour you go back to work. Didn't like any of them anyway.

This new woman may be different. We've spent 10-20 hours on the phone and I'm going to Vegas to meet her where she is attending a trade show.

I have tickets to a show. Plus we'll go somewhere to dinner. I would prefer not a buffet.

SOOOOOOOOO, what has changed?

Small bunch of flowers still acceptable?

Ladies, what is the cologne of choice?

What are the things to do, not do, say, not say??

thanks

Fairplay · 01-13-2005, 01:34 AM

Theres a good thread thats in the Hall of Classics called "What do you ask the girl when you want to have sex." that might be helpful to you.

Taco John · 01-13-2005, 01:43 AM

"Might I suggest you do it in the butt..."

/in before Endelt

teedubya · 01-13-2005, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

who was that guy?

i think his name was chris.

TheNextStep · 01-13-2005, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

"Might I suggest you do it in the butt..."

/in before Endelt

Are you suggesting that he should do her in the butt... or that she should do her in the butt before ENDelt does?

**grandllama** · 01-13-2005, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

It is a trip! went through the same thing. Being a gentleman still seems to work. However be prepared things have changed! women will walk up and ask you to dance, or walk up and give you their phone number or ask you for yours. It is a different game nowdays.

That it is... i'm going through it right now after six years off the market as well... I DJ for college girls who seem to actually go for the 'who's your daddy' shit mentioned earlier, but when I date in my age group, the flowers are still the easiest path to the promised land...

teedubya · 01-13-2005, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TheNextStep

Are you suggesting that he should do her in the butt... or that she should do her in the butt before ENDelt does?

or pull a train with ENDelt and some ho?

Pants · 01-13-2005, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs

or pull a train with ENDelt and some ho?

Hahahahahaha.

SPchief · 01-13-2005, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

"Might I suggest you do it in the butt..."

/in before Endelt

haven't you heard? Endelt isn't drinkin anymore

lame atempt at cross thread humor

**grandllama** · 01-13-2005, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief

haven't you heard? Endelt isn't drinkin anymore

lame atempt at cross thread humor

Did he quit again? Another chick or money issues this time?

Fairplay · 01-13-2005, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief

haven't you heard? Endelt isn't drinkin anymore

lame atempt at cross thread humor

He quit drinking until the next beer is open.

01-13-2005, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by grandllama

That it is... i'm going through it right now after six years off the market as well... I DJ for college girls who seem to actually go for the 'who's your daddy' shit mentioned earlier, but when I date in my age group, the flowers are still the easiest path to the promised land...

Holy crap. What happened to twins and marriage? Damn. Should I

or is this your way of telling us....

Taco John · 01-13-2005, 03:19 AM

Boy... I could sure use a beer right now...

01-13-2005, 04:06 AM

i dunno how was back then but all u gotta do is buy her a few drinks and get ready to pound it

Otter · 01-13-2005, 06:24 AM

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SOOOOOOOOO, what has changed?

Small bunch of flowers still acceptable?

Ladies, what is the cologoe of choice?

What are the things to do, not do, say, not say??

Unless you're picking her up at her place and she could put them in the house, skip the flowers. She'll be lugging them around all day and they'll get ruined or lost.

Always have 3 funny or interesting stories for lags in conversation.

Jeez, I don't think I could ever go on a date in Vegas. I'd wander off within 15 minutes and find myself at a blackjack or roulette table sipping a Tanqueray and tonic.

Good luck!

**Bob Dole** · 01-13-2005, 06:35 AM

Bob Dole hasn't been enjoying much success with the dating thing and while thinking about it yesterday, Bob Dole had a revelation. Bob Dole believes that any question pertaining to the mysteries of women and dating can be deciphered by implementing Pig Latin.

Bob Dole was pondering the age-old question of whether women prefer a bad boy or a nice guy, and contemplating whether Bob Dole might be better served by being more of a jackass in real life. The nice guy thing sure hasn't been paying off with any sort of regularity, and as hard as it may be to believe, Bob Dole is a fairly nice guy when he's not posting here.

So as Bob Dole mulled over the reasons why being a nice guy might not be the best strategy, it suddenly came to Bob Dole.

If you translate "nice guy" to Pig Latin, it's ice-nay uy-GAY.

01-13-2005, 12:34 AM
chris Always Ask "Why" Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Park City; Two Rivers Casino cash: $10004900	Going on 1st date in 13 years. How have the rules changed? Recently divorced. Been to numerous lunch dates. Lunch dates are safe, cause in a hour you go back to work. Didn't like any of them anyway. This new woman may be different. We've spent 10-20 hours on the phone and I'm going to Vegas to meet her where she is attending a trade show. I have tickets to a show. Plus we'll go somewhere to dinner. I would prefer not a buffet. SOOOOOOOOO, what has changed? Small bunch of flowers still acceptable? Ladies, what is the cologne of choice? What are the things to do, not do, say, not say?? thanks Last edited by chris; 01-13-2005 at 10:17 AM..
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01-13-2005, 01:34 AM	#16
Fairplay A certain set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: texas Casino cash: $10026683 VARSITY	Theres a good thread thats in the Hall of Classics called "What do you ask the girl when you want to have sex." that might be helpful to you.
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01-13-2005, 01:43 AM	#17
Taco John Sapere Aude Join Date: Jun 2001 Casino cash: $3417937	"Might I suggest you do it in the butt..." /in before Endelt __________________ Ehyeh asher ehyeh. Donger's Razor: "The most establishment-friendly explanation that gives leftist and neocon politicians the most amount of cover is the only possible explanation, even when gaping holes and leaps of logic are required to get there."
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01-13-2005, 03:19 AM	#27
Taco John Sapere Aude Join Date: Jun 2001 Casino cash: $3417937	Boy... I could sure use a beer right now... __________________ Ehyeh asher ehyeh. Donger's Razor: "The most establishment-friendly explanation that gives leftist and neocon politicians the most amount of cover is the only possible explanation, even when gaping holes and leaps of logic are required to get there."
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01-13-2005, 04:06 AM	#28
chiefsfolife Guest Casino cash: $	i dunno how was back then but all u gotta do is buy her a few drinks and get ready to pound it
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01-13-2005, 06:35 AM	#30
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $2454497	Bob Dole hasn't been enjoying much success with the dating thing and while thinking about it yesterday, Bob Dole had a revelation. Bob Dole believes that any question pertaining to the mysteries of women and dating can be deciphered by implementing Pig Latin. Bob Dole was pondering the age-old question of whether women prefer a bad boy or a nice guy, and contemplating whether Bob Dole might be better served by being more of a jackass in real life. The nice guy thing sure hasn't been paying off with any sort of regularity, and as hard as it may be to believe, Bob Dole is a fairly nice guy when he's not posting here. So as Bob Dole mulled over the reasons why being a nice guy might not be the best strategy, it suddenly came to Bob Dole. If you translate "nice guy" to Pig Latin, it's ice-nay uy-GAY.
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