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07-18-2018, 09:17 AM | Topic Starter |
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Gator nuggets. WTF?
FLORIDA – A Florida man has been arrested after authorities report he was tranquilizing alligators in the everglades and then raping them.
57 year old Shawn Kilums was found by Florida authorities in the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a tranquilized alligator Sunday afternoon. Authorities say they tazed Shawn as he was not following police orders, police say Shawn was also high on crystal meth. Police later found dozens of tranquilizers and firearms near where police arrested Shawn. According to police, Shawn kept claiming he was possessed by the late Steve Irwin, an Australian tv personality who was known as simply “the crocodile hunter”. Florida Authorities say they will do better to protect the everglades wildlife and to arrest more Florida men for their apparent tendency to create disturbing news headlines. For more updates and stories subscribe to Huzlers.com |
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07-18-2018, 09:19 AM | #2 |
Can these boys not play?
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How do you.... I don't want to know.
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07-18-2018, 09:21 AM | #3 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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This is ridiculous. The gators were asking for it....swimming around with no clothes on, crouching on land on all fours. Slut gators deserve it.
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07-18-2018, 02:11 PM | #4 |
Everybody Lies.
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07-18-2018, 09:23 AM | #5 |
Mahomes > God
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07-18-2018, 09:26 AM | #6 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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**** THE GATORS!
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07-18-2018, 09:26 AM | #7 |
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Gators Lives Matter. I stand with gators. Back the gators. Gofundme account for gators needed. Send money now to help the gators.
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07-18-2018, 09:32 AM | #8 |
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Probably a good thing that I can't mentally picture this because I have no idea where you put it on a gator.
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07-18-2018, 10:00 AM | #9 |
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07-18-2018, 09:36 AM | #10 |
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^ I would suggest they try the mouth.
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07-18-2018, 10:00 AM | #11 |
When pigs fly
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its fake, but still funny
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07-18-2018, 10:02 AM | #12 |
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Doesn't this belong in latest florida news thread?
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07-18-2018, 10:20 AM | #13 |
Needs more middle fingers
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There's no better way to prove you're a true alpha male than to **** an alligator.
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07-18-2018, 10:23 AM | #14 |
You're CARICATURES, ALL of you
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Must be a Georgia fan.
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07-18-2018, 10:26 AM | #15 |
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#GatorToo
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