*****2024 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2024 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE THREEPEAT

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Xavier Worthy
Round 2, #63: Kingsley Suamataia
Round 4, #131: Jared Wiley
Round 4, #133: Jaden Hicks
Round 5, #159: Hunter Nourzad
Round 6, #211: Kamal Hadden
Round 7, #248: C.J. Hanson

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2023 Draft thread here
View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by smithandrew051

I HATE Kingsley Suamataia

NO MORE SLOW FAT BOYS

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by The Franchise

Yeah...it's Chiefs, Eagles and Ravens....and then everyone else.

9ers. You don’t make 2 SB in that span by luck.

[Pinchshot]

I just hope we get a LBGTQ sponsor to announce our next pick.

[gordonelloyd]

We should trade up now. It won’t cost much. If we don’t, we won’t get an OT.

[Red Dawg]

Originally Posted by Pinchshot

I just hope we get a LBGTQ sponsor to announce our next pick.

I hope a tranny with a dick.

[smithandrew051]

They should have two broadcasts of the draft.

1 with all these speeches. 1 where they just announce the picks.

Let’s see which gets better ratings.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by gordonelloyd

We should trade up now. It won’t cost much. If we don’t, we won’t get an OT.

None of these guys are better than Wanya right now.

It's time to roll with what we got. Next pick should be DT.

[RunKC]

Damn there goes Kneelamd

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by huskerdooz

Only one pick tonight… Kiran won’t last until 5th round

Take him tonight.. he’s a higher upside athlete.

[Coach]

Got to wonder if another WR is in the cards?

[493rd]

We’re assuming the Chiefs are targeting OL. We’ll see

[Rain Man]

Seven picks to paradise. My uninformed preferences.

1. Suamataia.
2. J'Tavion Sanders
3. Too early for Jaylen Wright?
4. Rakestraw unless he's dying or something.
5. Chris Braswell
6. Payton Wilson as an opportunity draft
7. Maybe DT Brandon Dorlus?

[Tribal Warfare]

Finished with the Make a Wish Cowboy gimp parade

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

None of these guys are better than Wanya right now.

It's time to roll with what we got. Next pick should be DT.

Who's left that warrants a 2nd?

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by Coach

Got to wonder if another WR is in the cards?

Corley, Wilson, baker, or Burton for me prefer baker and burton