How long does it take you to poop?

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I ate some Fiber One bars awhile back and thought I was going to ****ing die. My guts were more unstable than the Baltic States after the dissolution of Yugoslavia.

The remedies I suggested are different.

They add "weight" to your stomach and bowels so that it becomes fully formed.

Don't go to Costco and buy 600 pills for $16 dollars, just go the local pharmacy and try two pills in the morning and two pills at night. After a few days, your body will begin to regulate itself and in a few weeks, you'll be golden. Then you can go to Costco and buy 300 pills for $17 dollars.

In the immortal words of Scott Pioli, "It's a process".

[Simply Red]

Chia Seeds will make you craptastic.

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

The remedies I suggested are different.

They add "weight" to your stomach and bowels so that it becomes fully formed.

Don't go to Costco and buy 600 pills for $16 dollars, just go the local pharmacy and try two pills in the morning and two pills at night. After a few days, your body will begin to regulate itself and in a few weeks, you'll be golden. Then you can go to Costco and buy 300 pills for $17 dollars.

In the immortal words of Scott Pioli, "It's a process".

Clearly that phrase had to be viable for something. Didn't realize that it was true for, literally, shit.

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

Clearly that phrase had to be viable for something. Didn't realize that it was true for, literally, shit.

That's probably how the phrase was coined.

And it's actually less useful.