Poop Chad Johnson gets 30 days in teh Pokey after he slaps lawyer's ass.

Kerberos · 06-10-2013, 10:34 AM

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...ion-violation/

What a friggn moran...he had a plea deal and then does something this stupid and judge rejects plea deal.

Chad Johnson gets 30 days in jail for probation violation

Posted by Mike Florio on June 10, 2013, 11:36 AM EDT

Not since Vincent LaGuardia Gambini found himself repeatedly in contempt has the lack of courtroom decorum had such dire consequences.

According to Local10.com, former NFL receiver Chad Johnson appeared in court today in connection with allegations that he violated probation by failing to keep in touch with his probation officer. Though prosecutors initially wanted Johnson to be jailed for the infraction, a plea deal was reached.

Under the terms of the agreement, Johnson’s probation would have been extended to December 21, and he would have performed 25 hours of community service.

“You better thank your lawyer. He did a great job for you,” Broward Circuit Court Judge Kathleen McHugh told Johnson after accepting the agreement.

Johnson responded by slapping attorney Adam Swickle on the butt. Which prompted the judge to call the whole thing off.

She believed Johnson wasn’t taking the situation seriously, so she rejected the plea deal and sentenced him to 30 days in jail.

Johnson pleaded no contest last year to battery of his wife, who has since divorced him. He was cut by the Dolphins in the aftermath of the arrest.

The good news is that he’ll be free in time for training camp. The bad news is that there isn’t, and won’t be, a training camp to attend.

BlackHelicopters · 06-10-2013, 10:36 AM

Foreplay is now a jailable offense.

Consistent1 · 06-10-2013, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop

Foreplay is now a jailable offense.

If they had only offered up a threesome this judge might not have been so offended.

BlackHelicopters · 06-10-2013, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1

If they had only offered up a threesome this judge might not have been so offended.

BlackHelicopters · 06-10-2013, 10:39 AM

Johnson will miss his "Athletes in Mensa" meeting during his jail stay.

vailpass · 06-10-2013, 10:41 AM

Put cameras on him. Would be the first reality show I'd watch.

Consistent1 · 06-10-2013, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Put cameras on him. Would be the first reality show I'd watch.

Him, Titus Young and Josh Gordon in one house with Jimmy Johnson and a personal trainer. They could have special guests like Josh Brent incarceration schedules permitting.

Chief_For_Life58 · 06-10-2013, 10:50 AM

chi please

**Predarat** · 06-10-2013, 10:53 AM

Wow he has gone all TO on us.

**alpha_omega** · 06-10-2013, 10:55 AM

Sounds like the judge was being a smartass to begin with.

Hootie · 06-10-2013, 10:59 AM

sounds like the judge is a ****ing idiot

Chief_For_Life58 · 06-10-2013, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama

sounds like the judge is a ****ing idiot

sounds like chad johnson is a ****ing idiot

**loochy** · 06-10-2013, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama

sounds like the judge is a ****ing idiot

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Originally Posted by Chief_For_Life58

sounds like chad johnson is a ****ing idiot

this

houstonwhodat · 06-10-2013, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

The judge obviouslt overreacted quite a bit. Was it a stupid move by Chad? Oh, yes. Hilarious, but stupid. However, 30 days in jail was a bit excessive.

2 for 1 he'll be out in 15 days.

And he is a ****ing idiot.

Tombstone RJ · 06-11-2013, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

The judge obviouslt overreacted quite a bit. Was it a stupid move by Chad? Oh, yes. Hilarious, but stupid. However, 30 days in jail was a bit excessive.

I guess Ocho's lawyer wasn't that great after all. I mean, he couldn't get Ocho out of that little stunt gone wrong. Meh, Ocho was being his typical self and it backfired on him. He's got no one to blame but himself.

06-10-2013, 10:34 AM	Topic Starter
Kerberos Chiefs Baby Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Henderson, NV Casino cash: $10000632	Chad Johnson gets 30 days in teh Pokey after he slaps lawyer's ass. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...ion-violation/ What a friggn moran...he had a plea deal and then does something this stupid and judge rejects plea deal. Chad Johnson gets 30 days in jail for probation violation Posted by Mike Florio on June 10, 2013, 11:36 AM EDT Not since Vincent LaGuardia Gambini found himself repeatedly in contempt has the lack of courtroom decorum had such dire consequences. According to Local10.com, former NFL receiver Chad Johnson appeared in court today in connection with allegations that he violated probation by failing to keep in touch with his probation officer. Though prosecutors initially wanted Johnson to be jailed for the infraction, a plea deal was reached. Under the terms of the agreement, Johnson’s probation would have been extended to December 21, and he would have performed 25 hours of community service. “You better thank your lawyer. He did a great job for you,” Broward Circuit Court Judge Kathleen McHugh told Johnson after accepting the agreement. Johnson responded by slapping attorney Adam Swickle on the butt. Which prompted the judge to call the whole thing off. She believed Johnson wasn’t taking the situation seriously, so she rejected the plea deal and sentenced him to 30 days in jail. Johnson pleaded no contest last year to battery of his wife, who has since divorced him. He was cut by the Dolphins in the aftermath of the arrest. The good news is that he’ll be free in time for training camp. The bad news is that there isn’t, and won’t be, a training camp to attend.
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