Singing and Pooping

Mr. Laz · 07-06-2006, 02:09 PM

5 year old little girl who always sings when she poops

heh ... walk by the closed bathroom door and if you hear singing you know that it's poopin' time.

she doesn't sing in the bathroom any other time.

anyone have a singing poop artist??

lol ... i wonder if she can go on the show "america's got talent"

**Donger** · 07-06-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Laz

5 year old girl who always sings when she poops

heh... walk by the closed bathroom door and if you hear singing you know that it's poopin' time.

she doesn't sing in the bathroom any other time.

anyone have a singing poop artist??

lol ... i wonder if she can go on the show "america's got talent"

Nope, not singing. My 5 year old boy has been known to yell, "Out demons! OOOOOUUUUTTT!!!" when he takes a poop, though. I love that little freak.

**pr_capone** · 07-06-2006, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Nope, not singing. My 5 year old boy has been known to yell, "Out demons! OOOOOUUUUTTT!!!" when he takes a poop, though. I love that little freak.

I have never heard anything like that before.

**ChiTown** · 07-06-2006, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Nope, not singing. My 5 year old boy has been known to yell, "Out demons! OOOOOUUUUTTT!!!" when he takes a poop, though. I love that little freak.

Oh, that's freaking funny. You got to get that on tape and frame his little ass in 10 yrs or so.........

Lurch · 07-06-2006, 02:22 PM

I often tell the wife, "I'll be right back hon; I gotta drop the kids off at the pool;" the look she throws me makes it worthwhile.

**RealSNR** · 07-06-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurch

I often tell the wife, "I'll be right back hon; I gotta drop the kids off at the pool;" the look she throws me makes it worthwhile.

Nononono... you're dropping the COSBY kids off at the pool

**DaFace** · 07-06-2006, 02:34 PM

Kind of a corrolary to this, I walked into a public bathroom today and a guy was talking on his cell phone while taking a crap. He didn't seem to mind that I was in there. How does that fit into the whole rules of bathroom etiquette thing?

**pr_capone** · 07-06-2006, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

Kind of a corrolary to this, I walked into a public bathroom today and a guy was talking on his cell phone while taking a crap. He didn't seem to mind that I was in there. How does that fit into the whole rules of bathroom etiquette thing?

Perfectly acceptable.... to me anyways. That is of course if he didnt ask you to give it a shake for him since his hands were occupied.

sedated · 07-06-2006, 02:41 PM

there's a guy in my office that whispers to himself while talking a piss.

but he'll be done for, like, 5 minutes before he finally zips up and leaves. just stands there whispering to himself.

Lurch · 07-06-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

there's a guy in my office that whispers to himself while talking a piss.

but he'll be done for, like, 5 minutes before he finally zips up and leaves. just stands there whispering to himself.

Shit, I didn't think anyone had noticed. I'm brainstorming a book idea I have. And I'm the only intelligent conversation in the office. Sorry.

C-Mac · 07-06-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Laz

anyone have a singing poop artist??

Iggy Pop?

ck_IN · 07-06-2006, 02:51 PM

Wouldn't that be Iggy Poop?

**Iowanian** · 07-06-2006, 02:53 PM

Mine just leans forward in a butterfly-groin stretch position, and grunts like she's trying to do her 37th chin up.

The real fun is when she rolls like a feeding Crocodile when the diaper straps get unhitched for the Mud removal.

StcChief · 07-06-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Mine just leans forward in a butterfly-groin stretch position, and grunts like she's trying to do her 37th chin up.

The real fun is when she rolls like a feeding Crocodile when the diaper straps get unhitched for the Mud removal.

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A visual I did NOT NEED.

bogie · 07-06-2006, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Laz

5 year old little girl who always sings when she poops

heh ... walk by the closed bathroom door and if you hear singing you know that it's poopin' time.

she doesn't sing in the bathroom any other time.

anyone have a singing poop artist??

lol ... i wonder if she can go on the show "america's got talent"

When my 8 year old started brushing her own teeth, we bought her a tube of toothpaste that played Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when she opened the cap. The theory is, you brush your teeth for the duraton of the song. Now, she hums Twinkle Twinkle Little Star every time she brushes her teeth. It's too cute.

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