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MrGiggity · 05:32 PM

Think I might have the drips. ****.

Here not hear. FML

MrGiggity · 05-27-2014, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Gadzooks

I was once in the ER for a staph infection. All of the "rooms" were basically sheets on a rod.
I overheard a guy saying "So, I'm ****in' this broad last weekend. I don't know what happened Doc. There's goop coming out of my knob".
It turns out he had Gonorrhea. I then listened as he was told he'd have to tell his girlfriend, (apparently he hadn't gotten it from his GF), and a funny argument ensued between an idiot and a medical doctor.

booger · 05-27-2014, 05:49 PM

Pour gas on your pubes if u got those crabs pinching your junk

Pepe Silvia · 05-27-2014, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

I've used a condom once. That was enough for me to not like them. I was spoiled on the raw right off.

Oh and I was stupid about it lol.
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I agree with you 100 percent but I've banged a few chicks who had been around so I had no choice.

**SAUTO** · 05-27-2014, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

I agree with you 100 percent but I've banged a few chicks who had been around so I had no choice.

Dude I was young and grew up in the hood. I hit everything that was moving. Some that weren't moving fast...

I was EXTREMELY lucky, I only had one rule that probably helped me. If I knew you had EVER banged dope I was out, no matter how hot.
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booger · 05-27-2014, 05:57 PM

Sometimes I post with a condom on just to be sure but I prefer raw dogging when ****ing

Hammock Parties · 05-27-2014, 06:01 PM

I love that song. "Have a STD" is really the voice of a generation. We all know that promiscuity is on the rise.

**Gadzooks** · 05-27-2014, 06:02 PM

In reference to the thread's title, I have never heard "have a STD". I've heard "have an STD".

Grammar police.

**Gadzooks** · 05-27-2014, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth

I love that song. "Have a STD" is really the voice of a generation. We all know that promiscuity is on the rise.

Dang it. You beat me to it.

htismaqe · 05-27-2014, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Gadzooks

In reference to the thread's title, I have never heard "have a STD". I've heard "have an STD".

Grammar police.

Does weeping vagina count as an STD?

If so, you and Philip Rivers are in.

**Gadzooks** · 05-27-2014, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe

Does weeping vagina count as an STD?

If so, you and Philip Rivers are in.

Why are you baiting me into turning every thread into an elaborate discussion on the awesomeness of Rivers?

Deberg_1990 · 05-27-2014, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

Dude I was young and grew up in the hood. I hit everything that was moving. Some that weren't moving fast...

I was EXTREMELY lucky, I only had one rule that probably helped me. If I knew you had EVER banged dope I was out, no matter how hot.
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I wonder how many kids you have running around?
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Kman34 · 05-27-2014, 06:22 PM

Kman34 · 05-27-2014, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MrGiggity

Think I might have the drips. ****.

Here not hear. FML

'Hamas' Jenkins · 05-27-2014, 06:33 PM

No offense guys, but I don't know how anyone born after 1970 wouldn't wrap it up no matter who they hit.

BullJunkandIron · 05-27-2014, 06:34 PM

I have saved many of jobs after coming late to work by showing my boss my trip to the ER and having pubic lice and or gonnarha.

05-27-2014, 05:26 PM
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05-27-2014, 05:57 PM	#20
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1468550	Sometimes I post with a condom on just to be sure but I prefer raw dogging when **ing __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14** If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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05-27-2014, 06:01 PM	#21
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05-27-2014, 06:33 PM	#29
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $8009572	No offense guys, but I don't know how anyone born after 1970 wouldn't wrap it up no matter who they hit. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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05-27-2014, 06:34 PM	#30
BullJunkandIron Banned Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: NEMO Casino cash: $10014823	I have saved many of jobs after coming late to work by showing my boss my trip to the ER and having pubic lice and or gonnarha.
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