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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 10-12-2013, 01:42 PM   #1621
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I believe Missouri is the first team in the SEC to become bowl-eligible
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:43 PM   #1622
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I believe Missouri is the first team in the SEC to become bowl-eligible
They are indeed....
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:43 PM   #1623
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This. People crying about lack of adjustments etc. are what make mizzou fans look like idiots.
Along with pussies like you who keep their bitch mouths shut the entire length of the game, then start criticizing people after the game.

You're more Zachy than Zach. Kill yourself.
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:44 PM   #1624
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I really hope Franklin just has a booboo.
Me too. That shot of him on the sideline talking to his linemen with that look of despair on his face doesn't make me feel all that great about it, though.
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:44 PM   #1625
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I dunno, the way the team can turtle up at times like we did in the second half is pretty concerning. But you can't really argue with him today.
We stopped throwing down field when, clearly our biggest mismatch... greatest asset, is our WR's.

But F' it we won. Huge game. I'm happy.
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:45 PM   #1626
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I believe Missouri is the first team in the SEC to become bowl-eligible
You could have won some real money in Vegas putting that bet down at the start of the year.
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:45 PM   #1627
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We stopped throwing down field when, clearly our biggest mismatch... greatest asset, is our WR's.

But F' it we won. Huge game. I'm happy.
Yeah, that just made no sense. Why completely go away from what's working?
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:45 PM   #1628
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Along with pussies like you who keep their bitch mouths shut the entire length of the game, then start criticizing people after the game.

You're more Zachy than Zach. Kill yourself.
I'm pretty sure Pitt Gorilla is and has been a Mr. Kotter mult all of this time. I'm dead serious (this time) too.
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:45 PM   #1629
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I dunno, the way the team can turtle up at times like we did in the second half is pretty concerning. But you can't really argue with him today.
Georgia may have had something to do with the change in tide; they're a great team. Mizzou, though, made enough plays to win an sec game on the road vs a top 10 team. Haters gonna hate.
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:46 PM   #1630
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Me too. That shot of him on the sideline talking to his linemen with that look of despair on his face doesn't make me feel all that great about it, though.
Well, if he's out... Don't be afraid to let Mauk throw down field. We've got stud WR's that can go get the ball.
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:46 PM   #1631
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Can't believe we pulled that out without Franklin in the 4th...hopefully he heals up.
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Along with pussies like you who keep their bitch mouths shut the entire length of the game, then start criticizing people after the game.

You're more Zachy than Zach. Kill yourself.
what should I have said?
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Yeah, that just made no sense. Why completely go away from what's working?
It's the equivalent of playing a prevent defense. Keep attacking, dammit.
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Well, if he's out... Don't be afraid to let Mauk throw down field. We've got stud WR's that can go get the ball.
Yep. Hopefully that one throw to DGB gave him and the coaches a little sigh of relief going forward.
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:48 PM   #1635
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It's the equivalent of playing a prevent defense. Keep attacking, dammit.
Exactly. This offense isn't built for that.
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