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Triangle 28 19.86%
Landing Strip 36 25.53%
Kojak 68 48.23%
Artistic (arrow, heart…etc) 6 4.26%
I’m gay. Muffs are yucky. 3 2.13%
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Old 06-17-2013, 09:18 AM   #1
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betcha there's a correlation between muff-scaping preference and age.
oh I COMPLETELY agree!
when I was in high school I don't thing muff scaping had even been invented!

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Old 06-17-2013, 09:22 AM   #2
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best laugh I've had in days!!!
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:05 AM   #3
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:08 AM   #4
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I'm not sure how many chicks are like this, but sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral, and in that case, it doesn't really matter what they have down there.

The girl I just broke up with didn't like getting it, so to be honest I didn't even notice what she had going on down there. I think she was bald?
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:13 AM   #5
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I'm not sure how many chicks are like this, but sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral, and in that case, it doesn't really matter what they have down there.

The girl I just broke up with didn't like getting it, so to be honest I didn't even notice what she had going on down there. I think she was bald?
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:44 AM   #6
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I'm not sure how many chicks are like this, but sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral, and in that case, it doesn't really matter what they have down there.

The girl I just broke up with didn't like getting it, so to be honest I didn't even notice what she had going on down there. I think she was bald?
Even if you weren't visiting her happy place, you should know what was going on down there. Did you always do it missionary style with the lights off and you never rang her doorbell during? Know wonder you are single now. I guarantee the next guy she's with will know what her bearded (or not) clam looks like.
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:59 AM   #7
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Even if you weren't visiting her happy place, you should know what was going on down there. Did you always do it missionary style with the lights off and you never rang her doorbell during? Know wonder you are single now. I guarantee the next guy she's with will know what her bearded (or not) clam looks like.
I'm actually pretty sure it's bald, after I started thinking about it more.
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Old 06-17-2013, 12:26 PM   #8
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I'm not sure how many chicks are like this, but sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral, and in that case, it doesn't really matter what they have down there.

The girl I just broke up with didn't like getting it, so to be honest I didn't even notice what she had going on down there. I think she was bald?
Sounds like your relationship was probably extremely sexually fulfilling for her...
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Old 06-17-2013, 12:44 PM   #9
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I'm not sure how many chicks are like this, but sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral, and in that case, it doesn't really matter what they have down there.

The girl I just broke up with didn't like getting it, so to be honest I didn't even notice what she had going on down there. I think she was bald?
Didn't like oral? Not sure how that is even possible.
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:02 PM   #10
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Well, from him at least
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Old 06-17-2013, 03:37 PM   #11
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I'm not sure how many chicks are like this, but sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral, and in that case, it doesn't really matter what they have down there.

The girl I just broke up with didn't like getting it, so to be honest I didn't even notice what she had going on down there. I think she was bald?
Did she only like it in the butt with the lights out?
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Old 06-17-2013, 03:44 PM   #12
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I'm not sure how many chicks are like this, but sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral, and in that case, it doesn't really matter what they have down there.

The girl I just broke up with didn't like getting it, so to be honest I didn't even notice what she had going on down there. I think she was bald?
That she didn't like you going down on her should have been your first warning that she was going to do something nuts like freak out about you forgetting a shirt. Only uptight chicks with body image issues don't let their man go down on them.
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Old 06-17-2013, 03:54 PM   #13
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I'm not sure how many chicks are like this, but sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral, and in that case, it doesn't really matter what they have down there.

The girl I just broke up with didn't like getting it, so to be honest I didn't even notice what she had going on down there. I think she was bald?
"sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral...."

No. No you don't. And the casual nature of your comment here indicates that you've run across this more than one time.

I'd postulate that you merely suck at it. And honestly, I'm not sure how one could be bad at this unless they take to nibbling like it's an ear of corn down there.

If she doesn't like it, you're doing it wrong.
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Old 06-17-2013, 03:57 PM   #14
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"sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral...."

No. No you don't. And the casual nature of your comment here indicates that you've run across this more than one time.

I'd postulate that you merely suck at it. And honestly, I'm not sure how one could be bad at this unless they take to nibbling like it's an ear of corn down there.

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"sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral...."

No. No you don't. And the casual nature of your comment here indicates that you've run across this more than one time.

I'd postulate that you merely suck at it. And honestly, I'm not sure how one could be bad at this unless they take to nibbling like it's an ear of corn down there.

If she doesn't like it, you're doing it wrong.

Not completely true. I would agree with you most the time, but there are actually some women that don't like their pussy licked. What you're saying is that if you can't make your woman squirt then you're not ****ing her right. Some women never cum. It's not always the man's fault, a lot of women have their own hang ups too. Don't be too quick to bash buck.
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