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Old 02-09-2014, 02:11 PM  
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You Just Won The Lottery - Now What?
So I'm channel surfing and I see this program "The Lottery Changed My Life".

No shit Sherlock.

I play the lottery every week. Not expecting much but what the hell.

So you wake up Sunday morning, check your numbers and what do you know you actually won the ****ing lottery.

Do you cash it in right away?
Quit your job right away?
Tell ANYONE?
Talk to a lawyer?
Talk to a financial adviser?
Get drunk?
Go to Vegas?
Hire some primo escorts?
Buy a Ferrari or other supercar?
Live like a king or stash it away and stay right where you are?


Me personally, I would talk to a lawyer and financial adviser about setting up something to protect me and my money before I cash it in.

Then pay off my house, all my bills and my immediate family too. You're bound to hear from relatives and friends you didn't know you had.

Then I'm not really sure.

Maybe go on a trip around the world to think about things.

I've seen too many horror stories about people winning it all and they're life is miserable.
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Old 02-09-2014, 05:02 PM   #46
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Assuming the $160 million number, then you're taking the cash value which is about half that, or $80 million. Then you pay roughly 40 percent in taxes, leaving you with $48 million.

I'd give one-third of it away, leaving me with $32 million. That would let me spend rough $1 million a year for the rest of my life.

I'd identify a good new owner for my company and give them a good deal, and I'd retire. I'd do a two-month cruise every year, and also spend a month each in a couple of exotic places like Paris or Sydney or Rio or Kodiak, Alaska. The other eight months, I'd have a personal trainer and a masseuse and a nutritionist/cook looking over me to ensure that I live long enough to enjoy my wealth for decades.

I'd get back into war games and board games and probably learn programming and other fun stuff. I'd take college courses in history and psychology. I'd read a lot. Honestly, I would probably revert back to a lot of the activities I had as a teenager when I didn't have a lot of financial pressures.
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Old 02-09-2014, 05:04 PM   #47
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Oh. And that. I'd see if I could negotiate it with the wife.
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Old 02-09-2014, 05:32 PM   #48
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Old 02-09-2014, 05:47 PM   #49
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Old 02-09-2014, 06:17 PM   #50
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Old 02-09-2014, 06:18 PM   #51
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If the payout was big enough, like say euro countries where the lottery can get close to a billion dollars, I would try to buy an NFL team altho I think most NFL teams cost more than a billion /sigh.
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Old 02-09-2014, 06:20 PM   #52
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That's awesome!!! Are you referring to the Donald Duck cartoon where his uncle went diving through this huge room full of coins/cash and swam through it while saying, "money, money, money, money, money?" I haven't seen that since I was probably 6 years old and I haven't thought about that in probably over a decade. Nostalgia. That part stuck out to me because I always thought it would be awesome to do that.
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