Funny college stories.

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-14-2005, 04:21 PM

I'll come back tonight drunk....I got a couple of doosies: good thing the statute of limitations has run out.

JazzzLovr · 01-14-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

I'll come back tonight drunk....

Yeah, because that's turned out so well for ya in the past...

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-14-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JazzzLovr

Yeah, because that's turned out so well for ya in the past...

Damn, two friggin' nights in my life...can't a guy get a second, er third chance around here?

I'll just start by putting Frazod, TJ, Skip, and Zach on iggy; that'll take care of 90% of it.

|Zach| · 01-14-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

Damn, two friggin' nights in my life...can't a guy get a second, er third chance around here?

I'll just start by putting Frazod, TJ, Skip, and Zach on iggy; that'll take care of 90% of it.

The guy calls us out all the time and know he wants us on ignore. I just need a little consistency in my life.

David. · 01-14-2005, 04:20 PM

Phobia is a bastard. I thought I'd throw that out while I still have the chance

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-14-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by David.

Phobia is a bastard. I thought I'd throw that out while I still have the chance

You're buckin' for a temporary ban/Phobia fugg with you day, eh?

Mile High Mania · 01-14-2005, 05:27 PM

This is kinda funny...

Our sophomore year we went to this party in town... so it was a mix of college kids and "townies". We knew a good number of folks, but my roommate was hitting on this girl and really trying to work it.

About an hour later, we saw some friends out in the street talking by a jeep. There's this guy in the jeep with the chic my buddy was hitting on and they looked like they had been in "deep discussions". The girl gets out and goes to the house.

This guy proceeds to tell us how he took the girl to get smokes and on the way to store, she blew him and took it all. We all sat out there for about 20 minutes drinking beers and decided we were going to another party.

My buddy comes out and is a bit upset we're leaving...

Well, it turns out the girl found him inside (she was kinda drunk) and decided to warm up to his advances. He was making out with her not 15 minutes after going down on this guy.

We were laughing our asses off and said "just get in the car, dude, we're outta here". We got to the next party... still laughing ... so we told the tale. My buddy spent the next 2 minutes hurling on the street.

Classic.

**gblowfish** · 01-14-2005, 04:22 PM

Here's just the punchline:

So I walk out of the store, it's downtown, middle of the day. At the stoplight in his squad car is my friend Tom. So I yell at him as loud as I can:
"HEY PIG....Wanna Buy Some Coke?"

Later that night at the bar I puked in the parking lot.

You'll have to guess the rest.

Eleazar · 01-14-2005, 04:21 PM

My roommate and I got hammered my freshman year and were tearing up our room after coming home from a party. It started with him tearing the place apart in a vain search for some controlled substances he was missing but we were pretty loaded and it ended up in us pelting some passersby out on the lawn with empty cans from our 3rd story window.

Unfortunately those passersby were cops and came up for a visit and took us for a nice ride in their car and a visit to their office being that we were both 18, it was a dry campus, and a few other minor details.

That is a tamer one, anyway

|Zach| · 01-14-2005, 04:22 PM

This is less funny and more so disgusting. But I went to MU to hang out and party with a bunch of my friends. It was a good time and everything was kind of winding down. Alot of people were asleep and I was talking to a buddy of mine on a couch.

While we were talking a girl walked in. She looked really drunk and she was walking around. We were looking at her trying to figure out if she needed some help or not. A few seconds later she pulls her shorts and panties down out of nowhere. We both looked at eachother laughing but then she decideds to squat down and take a crap right there in this carpeted room...she then fell asleep right there.

This poor girl happened to be in a sorority and her name was Whitney. Soon enough the whole greek universe found out and she was dubbed "Shitney" on campus. She ended up transferring...

David. · 01-14-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

This is less funny and more so disgusting. But I went to MU to hang out and party with a bunch of my friends. It was a good time and everything was kind of winding down. Alot of people were asleep and I was talking to a buddy of mine on a couch.

While we were talking a girl walked in. She looked really drunk and she was walking around. We were looking at her trying to figure out if she needed some help or not. A few seconds later she pulls her shorts and panties down out of nowhere. We both looked at eachother laughing but then she decideds to squat down and take a crap right there in this carpeted room...she then fell asleep right there.

This poor girl happened to be in a sorority and her name was Whitney. Soon enough the whole greek universe found out and she was dubbed "Shitney" on campus. She ended up transferring...

omfg

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01-14-2005, 05:27 PM	#9
Mile High Mania #triggering Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Tejas Casino cash: $3607229	This is kinda funny... Our sophomore year we went to this party in town... so it was a mix of college kids and "townies". We knew a good number of folks, but my roommate was hitting on this girl and really trying to work it. About an hour later, we saw some friends out in the street talking by a jeep. There's this guy in the jeep with the chic my buddy was hitting on and they looked like they had been in "deep discussions". The girl gets out and goes to the house. This guy proceeds to tell us how he took the girl to get smokes and on the way to store, she blew him and took it all. We all sat out there for about 20 minutes drinking beers and decided we were going to another party. My buddy comes out and is a bit upset we're leaving... Well, it turns out the girl found him inside (she was kinda drunk) and decided to warm up to his advances. He was making out with her not 15 minutes after going down on this guy. We were laughing our asses off and said "just get in the car, dude, we're outta here". We got to the next party... still laughing ... so we told the tale. My buddy spent the next 2 minutes hurling on the street. Classic. __________________
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01-14-2005, 04:22 PM	#11
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17666178 VARSITY	Here's just the punchline: So I walk out of the store, it's downtown, middle of the day. At the stoplight in his squad car is my friend Tom. So I yell at him as loud as I can: "HEY PIG....Wanna Buy Some Coke?" Later that night at the bar I puked in the parking lot. You'll have to guess the rest.
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01-14-2005, 04:21 PM	#12
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	My roommate and I got hammered my freshman year and were tearing up our room after coming home from a party. It started with him tearing the place apart in a vain search for some controlled substances he was missing but we were pretty loaded and it ended up in us pelting some passersby out on the lawn with empty cans from our 3rd story window. Unfortunately those passersby were cops and came up for a visit and took us for a nice ride in their car and a visit to their office being that we were both 18, it was a dry campus, and a few other minor details. That is a tamer one, anyway
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01-14-2005, 04:22 PM	#13
\|Zach\| For The Glory Of The City Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $5276768	This is less funny and more so disgusting. But I went to MU to hang out and party with a bunch of my friends. It was a good time and everything was kind of winding down. Alot of people were asleep and I was talking to a buddy of mine on a couch. While we were talking a girl walked in. She looked really drunk and she was walking around. We were looking at her trying to figure out if she needed some help or not. A few seconds later she pulls her shorts and panties down out of nowhere. We both looked at eachother laughing but then she decideds to squat down and take a crap right there in this carpeted room...she then fell asleep right there. This poor girl happened to be in a sorority and her name was Whitney. Soon enough the whole greek universe found out and she was dubbed "Shitney" on campus. She ended up transferring...
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