Funny Bumper Sticker - Page 3

Seek · 10-13-2005, 07:49 AM

I am sure a thread like this has gone around before, but I just saw a bumper sticker today that made me laugh my ass off. I just happened to be tailgating her a little! After reading this I slowly backed off.

If you are riding my ass, you better be pulling my hair.

kchero · 10-13-2005, 02:23 PM

Okay this one democrats will hate, but its all in good fun so no pissed off replies please.

"Vote Democrat.......its easier than finding a job"

bkkcoh · 10-13-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by kchero

Okay this one democrats will hate, but its all in good fun so no pissed off replies please.

"Vote Democrat.......its easier than finding a job"

Or how about .

Still voting Democrat, your stuck on Stupid.....

Poster Nutbag · 10-13-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by kchero

Okay this one democrats will hate, but its all in good fun so no pissed off replies please.

"Vote Democrat.......its easier than finding a job"

Nice.

How about
"Draft the Bush twins"

While I'm not sure it can qualify as funny because I don't think we'd draft women, it does make an anti-administration statement. It may have been homemade but I did see it on a car.

KCChiefsMan · 10-13-2005, 02:38 PM

how about the cars that have 100 bumber stickers on them? I hate those damn hippies

Poster Nutbag · 10-13-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

how about the cars that have 100 bumber stickers on them? I hate those damn hippies

Uh... I've seen as many EXTREME conservative Christians with too many on their car as I have hippies.

Can I get a Jesus Fish?

**chefsos** · 10-13-2005, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Poster Nutbag

Nice.

How about
"Draft the Bush twins"

While I'm not sure it can qualify as funny because I don't think we'd draft women, it does make an anti-administration statement. It may have been homemade but I did see it on a car.

Reggie will go in the first round, but his sister is doomed to undrafted free agency.

StcChief · 10-13-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Poster Nutbag

Uh... I've seen as many EXTREME conservative Christians with too many on their car as I have hippies.

Can I get a Jesus Fish?

the metal one swallowing little DARWIN

sedated · 10-13-2005, 02:46 PM

"Rehab is for Quitters"
"DARE: to Keep Cops off Donuts"
-both are on my car and I've only been pulled over 47 times.

sedated · 10-13-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by nm_dbf

the metal one swallowing little DARWIN

I want to find a Darwin fish eating a Jesus fish.

Eleazar · 10-13-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Poster Nutbag

Uh... I've seen as many EXTREME conservative Christians with too many on their car as I have hippies.

Can I get a Jesus Fish?

Go over to D.C., you'll be a big hit there. It's Christian hating 24/7

Thig Lyfe · 10-13-2005, 02:55 PM

To paraphrase Demetri Martin:

"I like bumper stickers. They're a shortcut. It's like saying 'Hey... let's not hang out'."

Poster Nutbag · 10-13-2005, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

I want to find a Darwin fish eating a Jesus fish.

How about the Alien Spaceship that comes and eats both Jesus and Darwin.

bkkcoh · 10-13-2005, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

how about the cars that have 100 bumber stickers on them? I hate those damn hippies

I followed a van the other day that had 12 or 14 of those ribbons on the car. I didn't following too long, I got ahead of the quickly..

Couldn't believe it...

Seek · 10-13-2005, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

"Rehab is for Quitters"
"DARE: to Keep Cops off Donuts"
-both are on my car and I've only been pulled over 47 times.

and they pulled you over for what reasons.

Broken Tail lights.

bkkcoh · 10-13-2005, 03:01 PM

I liked this ribbon..

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