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Teens Getting Drunk from Vodka Soaked Tampons...
http://www.thelocal.de/society/20110330-34051.html
Police in southern Germany warned this week of a dangerous new form of alcohol abuse among teens – using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. The practice poses grave health risks, they said. Police in the Baden-Württemburg city of Tuttlingen responded Tuesday to growing online chatter among teenagers that they could become intoxicated using the vodka tampons without having alcohol on their breath. This is not true, police said, denying that it was an effective way to get drunk. They also warned girls that the alcohol could damage vaginal walls and increase the risk of infection. Boys have reportedly also been using tampons anally. “I believe this is very dangerous,” head of a children’s clinic in Singen told southern German paper Südkurier last week. “For us this is a new thing.” In early March a 14-year-old girl collapsed during a street festival in Konstanz, apparently highly intoxicated from using a vodka tampon, the paper reported. Youth researchers have since found out that this form of alcohol abuse is trendy in the region. But teens who believe they can hide the smell of alcohol consumption are wrong, experts told the paper. The development shows a new dimension for alcohol abuse among teens, county social worker Axel Goßner told the Südkurier. “Alcohol is no longer a stimulant, but a means to an end,” he said. The trend arose among teens in the United States, where it is known as “slimming.” But it has reportedly caught on in Scandinavia and other places where alcohol is difficult for young people to acquire. Some Facebook groups are even devoted to exchanging tips on the topic, complete with how-to videos and instructions. |
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04-13-2011, 09:04 AM | #31 |
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That's exactly how corn flakes were invented.
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04-13-2011, 09:16 AM | #32 |
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What do they chase it with?
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04-13-2011, 09:23 AM | #33 |
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German prom night must be a hoot.
First you pin on the corsage, then a little dancing, then you shove a vodka soaked tampon up each other's ass, then later you poop on each other. How romantic! |
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04-13-2011, 09:45 AM | #34 |
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OK... let's turn this loose on the joke writer's forum:
How bout these? "I'm waisted!" "No, it's not alcohol...mine is soaked with Poon-Tang." "I'll have a vodka colonic." "The tampon's okay. The olives are kinda uncomfortable." |
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YESSS! Now I can actually get drunk at work!
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Okay, I'm wiping away tears.
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04-13-2011, 09:59 AM | #38 |
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And all this time I've been chewing blood soaked tampons.
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Exactly what I thought when I read this.
It gives a whole new atmosphere when earning your "Red Wings"
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"Would you like a drink sir?"
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04-13-2011, 11:03 AM | #43 |
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this is nothing new and anybody who does this and dies from it is just worthy of a Darwin award.
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Quote:
or "That girl's such a slut. She just took a keg." or "I'll have a martini. Stuffed, not stirred." or "Help me! The little umbrella opened!"
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Never, EVAR will this be proper bar etiquette...
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