News Couple Had Sex In Car, Followed Family Who Watched And Pulled A Gun On Them - Page 2

Titty Meat · 09-20-2012, 08:13 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...m_hp_ref=crime

Life lesson: If you see someone having sex while driving a car, keep your eyes on the road.

Suzanne Welker, 31, was reportedly performing oral sex on Ernest Felix Gonzales, 27, as he was driving an SUV on Florida's I-95 Sunday afternoon, according to WJXT-TV. The couple allegedly became irate when noticed that a family was watching them from another vehicle, and they followed the family for more than 10 miles before confronting them with a semiautomatic weapon.

Louis Carr, 24, says he was driving north on the interstate with his girlfriend, Kristin Broughman, and his 3-year-old son, and couldn't help but notice the Nassau couple doing the deed.

When the couple noticed the family staring, Carr says, Welker "jumped up in the seat bare butt, mooned us through the window."

Gonzalez then reportedly slowed his SUV, began to tail Carr's pickup truck, and even attempted to run him off the road and into a guardrail, according to the Florida Times-Union.

Carr ultimately pulled into the parking lot of a restaurant and bar owned by his parents. Gonzalez and Welker followed close behind. That, Carr told WJXT, is when "everything went crazy."

Welker and Gonzalez hopped out of their SUV, Welker toting a semiautomatic handgun. Witnesses say that Gonzalez approached Carr in a threatening manner. When witnesses announced that they were calling the police, the pair allegedly got back into their vehicle and drove away, UPI reports.

Carr and Broughman say the couple mistakenly thought they had taken photos of them having sex.

Welker and Gonzalez were later arrested at their residence in Fernandina Beach. Both were charged with indecent exposure and aggravated assault.

Sex, guns, and moving vehicles have caused trouble for a lot of Floridians lately. Earlier this month, Amanda Linscott was charged with armed robbery after she allegedly pulled a gun while having sex with a man driving a car.

**BigMeatballDave** · 09-20-2012, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackBob

You are a fantastic human being Dave and I love you as a man. Let's just hug and call it a day. What do you say?

It's too bad you weren't aborted.

-King- · 09-20-2012, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/suzanne-welker/34/a37/18b

Ouch, bet she's currently unemployed.

Not her.

Titty Meat · 09-20-2012, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/suzanne-welker/34/a37/18b

Ouch, bet she's currently unemployed.

Sounds like she's got a future in porn.

MIAdragon · 09-20-2012, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by -King-

Not her.

It sure looks like her.

Black Bob · 09-20-2012, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

It's too bad you weren't aborted.

Yeah, maybe they could have fed me to the Reagans

stevenidol · 09-20-2012, 10:03 PM

Anyone ever used listen to Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla when they would play the game Germany or Florida? A caller would read a news story and the hosts would have to guess whether it happened in Germany or Florida.

Micjones · 09-21-2012, 06:22 AM

This, friends, is why you mind your business.

Imon Yourside · 09-21-2012, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Micjones

This, friends, is why your mind your business.

Is that 3 year old looking at me? lets follow him and shoot the little bastard! Teach him to look at my private activities in public.

Amnorix · 09-21-2012, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

People are the same no matter where you go in this country.

I've seen a few episodes of Swamp People and must beg to disagree. Not that there's anything wrong with them or their profession but I wouldn't describe them as "the same"...

**gblowfish** · 09-21-2012, 08:25 AM

Story with pictures is here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti....html?ITO=1490

She looks like she's been on a meth bender....

09-20-2012, 08:13 PM
Titty Meat Inmem 2.0 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: My house Casino cash: $2257558	Couple Had Sex In Car, Followed Family Who Watched And Pulled A Gun On Them http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...m_hp_ref=crime Life lesson: If you see someone having sex while driving a car, keep your eyes on the road. Suzanne Welker, 31, was reportedly performing oral sex on Ernest Felix Gonzales, 27, as he was driving an SUV on Florida's I-95 Sunday afternoon, according to WJXT-TV. The couple allegedly became irate when noticed that a family was watching them from another vehicle, and they followed the family for more than 10 miles before confronting them with a semiautomatic weapon. Louis Carr, 24, says he was driving north on the interstate with his girlfriend, Kristin Broughman, and his 3-year-old son, and couldn't help but notice the Nassau couple doing the deed. When the couple noticed the family staring, Carr says, Welker "jumped up in the seat bare butt, mooned us through the window." Gonzalez then reportedly slowed his SUV, began to tail Carr's pickup truck, and even attempted to run him off the road and into a guardrail, according to the Florida Times-Union. Carr ultimately pulled into the parking lot of a restaurant and bar owned by his parents. Gonzalez and Welker followed close behind. That, Carr told WJXT, is when "everything went crazy." Welker and Gonzalez hopped out of their SUV, Welker toting a semiautomatic handgun. Witnesses say that Gonzalez approached Carr in a threatening manner. When witnesses announced that they were calling the police, the pair allegedly got back into their vehicle and drove away, UPI reports. Carr and Broughman say the couple mistakenly thought they had taken photos of them having sex. Welker and Gonzalez were later arrested at their residence in Fernandina Beach. Both were charged with indecent exposure and aggravated assault. Sex, guns, and moving vehicles have caused trouble for a lot of Floridians lately. Earlier this month, Amanda Linscott was charged with armed robbery after she allegedly pulled a gun while having sex with a man driving a car.
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stevenidol Banned Join Date: Jul 2011 Casino cash: $10004900	Anyone ever used listen to Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla when they would play the game Germany or Florida? A caller would read a news story and the hosts would have to guess whether it happened in Germany or Florida.
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09-21-2012, 06:22 AM	#22
Micjones Whose house? Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $10005180	This, friends, is why you mind your business. __________________ It's like when I'm right I'm right, when I'm wrong I could been right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong. Last edited by Micjones; 09-21-2012 at 07:01 AM..
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09-21-2012, 08:25 AM	#25
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17666178 VARSITY	Story with pictures is here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti....html?ITO=1490 She looks like she's been on a meth bender....
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