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Subway: 10 years of marketing down the crapper!
Jared being investigated for child porno. The executive director of his foundation to help fat kids has already been arrested. I'm sure the marketing weasels at Subway are beating their heads against the desk right about now...
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07-07-2015, 09:29 AM | #16 |
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Nowhere does it say if he is the target of the investigation. It does say that someone associated with his foundation was busted so it could be that he has laptops or whatever in his home from the foundation that they want to see.
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07-07-2015, 09:34 AM | #17 |
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Is nobody going to mention the fact that he's kind of a creepy looking guy? I mean...if you didn't know anything about the guy, and someone showed you his picture and said he was a pedophile...would you be shocked, or would you say, "yeah, that looks about right"?
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07-07-2015, 09:36 AM | #18 |
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The FBI is raiding Jared's home right now. Not usually a good sign.
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07-07-2015, 09:36 AM | #19 |
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Looks like the Subway kids meal needs to remove "Joy." All the other emotions are still pretty accurate....
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07-07-2015, 09:39 AM | #20 |
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Don't worry. It's just a covert psy-ops campaign by the CIA to get back at Jared for not cooperating with the secret government agenda.
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07-07-2015, 09:42 AM | #21 |
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God is just wanting to see how Jared responds..and he wants us to see how Jared responds.
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07-07-2015, 09:48 AM | #22 |
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Their new marketing campaign toward men is still good to go. Just delete the comma and remove the space.
"Eat fresh, men!"
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07-07-2015, 09:52 AM | #23 |
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07-07-2015, 09:54 AM | #24 |
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I had subway last night. Now I'm feeling kinda awkward.
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07-07-2015, 09:56 AM | #25 |
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07-07-2015, 09:59 AM | #26 |
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Link right below his photo in the article says "fast food employees give great advice about what not to eat"
you know, like little boys and girls |
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I imagine the foundation guy narked him out but they still haven't done shit about Jared yet.
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07-07-2015, 10:33 AM | #28 |
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Stay tuned. The FBI always gets their man.
Also the photos comeing out Jared looks like he has let himself go. |
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07-07-2015, 10:36 AM | #29 |
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That dude has quite the girdle collection
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07-07-2015, 10:38 AM | #30 |
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Hey kids! Come see my foot long!
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