Chiefs Self-Re-Straint - Page 5

philfree · 07-05-2010, 01:35 AM

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Oh mmy! So I rent a property to a Firework Vinder.....So we are getting a small discount these days..20%...That's beans!

So we hadn't argued and everyone had a decent 4th...or 3rd .,..or ehat ever day the peeps celebrated. Well me and my immediate peeps went back to buy some more fireworks. We weren't geting anywhere trying to get a discount. I'm standing on my own property...realize that. I get the mgr girl to come over and talk about a discount and she was un-giving...Well this one guy who doesn't know his head from a hole in the ground sparks up. He says don't give her a hard time! I say I'm not and I don't think you get it. He says don't give hyer a hard time...LOL....I say I'm not but you do realize you're on my prooperty.....He says....Don't give her a hard time......I'll take your knees out!

LOL...What? I've never felt so threatened! LOL Gonna take my knees out? My darter was with me and I was drinking so I walked away. If that guy is on my property in the morning I'm stomping his ass....

Gonna take my knees out? Do I look that old?

I ain't old! Bring it you little disrespectful mo- fo~

PhilFree

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 07-05-2010, 07:22 PM

philfree · 07-05-2010, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

Good decision to go over there drunk early rather than late.

I had been drinking but I wasn't drunk. I posted my rant much later and well after my guests had left. At that point I had put on a good buzz. I had a DD so I didn't drive. What I did do is buy a bunch more fireworks and it wasn't from them. I got more then a 20% discount from the competition and we had a heck of a display.

PhilFree

philfree · 07-05-2010, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock

Seems to be the consensus that you are the asshole. Either you're not communicating your position very well, or you are, in fact, the asshole.

Well this is Chiefs Planet so the consensus is suspect to say the least.

I posted a rant so I can see how some might think my behavior with the firework people would mirror that. It didn't and I was nothing short of nice when I was at the firework stand.

PhilFree

GoHuge · 07-05-2010, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by philfree

I had been drinking but I wasn't drunk. I posted my rant much later and well after my guests had left. At that point I had put on a good buzz. I had a DD so I didn't drive. What I did do is buy a bunch more fireworks and it wasn't from them. I got more then a 20% discount from the competition and we had a heck of a display.

PhilFree

So you got your jollies off on more fireworks at a bigger discount, shot them off and had "a heck of a display," and then came inside after all of that and at 2:30 AM you got online to put together a rambling "not drunk" ass kick thread? After hanging out with your guests (that I assume you like) all night long on the 4th of July and having time to process the situation this drivel was still roasting your ass? Dude you've gotta find a way to decompress.

I've got a feeling this was still an itch because a bunch of guys sat around all night drinking, back slapping, and talking about "what they woulda done to that ****in ****er" while the wives sit there rolling their eyes at the cock-measuring contest (without the actually whipping out of said cocks). Also don't forget about the new guy in the crowd talking about "back when" (because nobody really knows his story), but before he met you all "he could fight!!!"

Butt dartering at its finest.

I'm sure we've probably all aired on the side of stupid more than once and I'm sure we'd all argue about never going to this extreme, but we've been there. Note to self: Stay off the Intrawebs after doing so. The end result is never pretty.

**KcMizzou** · 07-05-2010, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by GoHuge39

So you got your jollies off on more fireworks at a bigger discount, shot them off and had "a heck of a display," and then came inside after all of that and at 2:30 AM you got online to put together a rambling "not drunk" ass kick thread? After hanging out with your guests (that I assume you like) all night long on the 4th of July and having time to process the situation this drivel was still roasting your ass? Dude you've gotta find a way to decompress.

I've got a feeling this was still an itch because a bunch of guys sat around all night drinking, back slapping, and talking about "what they woulda done to that ****in ****er" while the wives sit there rolling their eyes at the cock-measuring contest (without the actually whipping out of said cocks). Also don't forget about the new guy in the crowd talking about "back when" (because nobody really knows his story), but before he met you all "he could fight!!!"

Butt dartering at its finest.

I'm sure we've probably all aired on the side of stupid more than once and I'm sure we'd all argue about never going to this extreme, but we've been there. Note to self: Stay off the Intrawebs after doing so. The end result is never pretty.

Where the hell did that come from?

(and it's "erred" not "aired")

Edit: If the race of anyone involved was mentioned, I honestly missed it.

|Zach| · 07-05-2010, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by philfree

Well this is Chiefs Planet so the consensus is suspect to say the least.

I posted a rant so I can see how some might think my behavior with the firework people would mirror that. It didn't and I was nothing short of nice when I was at the firework stand.

PhilFree

That is how that usually works.

**Bugeater** · 07-05-2010, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Where the hell did that come from?

(and it's "erred" not "aired")

Edit: If the race of anyone involved was mentioned, I honestly missed it.

I have filters on, is that the n-word? If so, it's not the first time that guy has dropped a slur. And I have no idea where it came from either.

milkman · 07-05-2010, 08:26 PM

Little late to the party here, but when he said "darter", I thought he was talking about a dog.

As for the guy who threatened to take out his knees, I need a little context here.

Was he a midget?

**DeezNutz** · 07-05-2010, 08:26 PM

****in ****er. F-word, both times.

-King- · 07-05-2010, 08:27 PM

Assuming you were getting the 20%, that means you bought $1,200 worth of fireworks....WTF?

philfree · 07-05-2010, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by GoHuge39

So you got your jollies off on more fireworks at a bigger discount, shot them off and had "a heck of a display," and then came inside after all of that and at 2:30 AM you got online to put together a rambling "not drunk" ass kick thread? After hanging out with your guests (that I assume you like) all night long on the 4th of July and having time to process the situation this drivel was still roasting your ass? Dude you've gotta find a way to decompress.

I've got a feeling this was still an itch because a bunch of guys sat around all night drinking, back slapping, and talking about "what they woulda done to that ****in ****er" while the wives sit there rolling their eyes at the cock-measuring contest (without the actually whipping out of said cocks). Also don't forget about the new guy in the crowd talking about "back when" (because nobody really knows his story), but before he met you all "he could fight!!!"

Butt dartering at its finest.

I'm sure we've probably all aired on the side of stupid more than once and I'm sure we'd all argue about never going to this extreme, but we've been there. Note to self: Stay off the Intrawebs after doing so. The end result is never pretty.

Yes to the bolded and not really to the italics.

The guy threatened me while on my property and it ate at me all night. He wasn't going to be allowed back as soon as he did it. I didn't make a scene I left and let them do their business. And in the end the people that actuallly rent the spot aren't going to be happy when their competitor is renting the spot next year.

PhilFree

**Bugeater** · 07-05-2010, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz

****in ****er. F-word, both times.

Well ****in **** you ****er.

milkman · 07-05-2010, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Well ****in **** you ****er.

You guys need to learn to use proper English like I do.

philfree · 07-05-2010, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

Little late to the party here, but when he said "darter", I thought he was talking about a dog.

As for the guy who threatened to take out his knees, I need a little context here.

Was he a midget?

No. That's funniest tough guy line I think I've ever heard though. "I'll take your knees out"

I didn't say another word to him after he he said it either. If he hadn't been so serious I would have laughed.

I've thought about it now and I bet he was packing some heat.

PhilFree

|Zach| · 07-05-2010, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by philfree

No. That's funniest tough guy line I think I've ever heard though. "I'll take your knees out"

I didn't say another word to him after he he said it either. If he hadn't been so serious I would have laughed.

I've thought about it now and I bet he was packing some heat.

PhilFree

Yea, I mean...whatever else we can do to distort this whole stupid ordeal.

07-05-2010, 01:35 AM
philfree Indian Twitter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Free Agency Casino cash: $1666198	Self-Re-Straint self- Oh mmy! So I rent a property to a Firework Vinder.....So we are getting a small discount these days..20%...That's beans! So we hadn't argued and everyone had a decent 4th...or 3rd .,..or ehat ever day the peeps celebrated. Well me and my immediate peeps went back to buy some more fireworks. We weren't geting anywhere trying to get a discount. I'm standing on my own property...realize that. I get the mgr girl to come over and talk about a discount and she was un-giving...Well this one guy who doesn't know his head from a hole in the ground sparks up. He says don't give her a hard time! I say I'm not and I don't think you get it. He says don't give hyer a hard time...LOL....I say I'm not but you do realize you're on my prooperty.....He says....Don't give her a hard time......I'll take your knees out! LOL...What? I've never felt so threatened! LOL Gonna take my knees out? My darter was with me and I was drinking so I walked away. If that guy is on my property in the morning I'm stomping his ass.... Gonna take my knees out? Do I look that old? I ain't old! Bring it you little disrespectful mo- fo~ PhilFree
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