Jerry Excelsior, The Worlds Greatest Ding Dong Salesman

BWillie · 01:37 PM

I was just "youtubing" the other day and I stumbled upon this gem. His name is Jerry Excelsior, the self proclaimed "Worlds Greatest Ding Dong Salesman". This guy is perhaps the most manly person I have ever seen. He is big, hairy, wears the same sweaty tank top with a fish on it wherever he goes with a grody blue head ban, takes his dates out to wendy's, owns a 98 Saturn shitty car, and pretty much shares my thoughts on life. I'm pretty sure it's just an act for comedy, but the guy is crazy enough that it really could be his own personality. He's not even popular on the web or anything, so I thought I'd give him some free pub 'cuz I think he's hilarious. Heres one of his gems...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdEjs6dqz7o

boogblaster · 01-20-2007, 01:21 PM

Thats Hooties cousin, "Jimmy the Geek" ... Hes not right you know....

BWillie · 01-20-2007, 01:28 PM

This one is a good one.

"Your ding dong is alot like a slice of pizza. If you are at a pizza parlor, and the slice they gave you is just too small, do you send the slice back? HELL NO! You order more slices. Chicks are the same way with ding dongs. Just feed her a second helping and she'll shut the hell up!"

The corny theme music makes it even more funny. Here are the rest of his clips. Enjoy my ding dong selling brothers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6sSlH9tG3Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08lx9hbeTZU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05FslLzJ1o0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU6WH9eFkJw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GxcWT-QgpE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qxkuVPDhDw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuaTqjUSS5w

Halfcan · 01-20-2007, 04:36 PM

01-20-2007, 04:46 PM

This is probably one of the most non-funny clips I've ever seen. I thought the kid who stapled fire-crackers to his bare chest was much funnier and that wasn't funny at all.

01-20-2007, 01:16 PM
BWillie Future NBA Finals MVP Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Earth Casino cash: $2381241	Jerry Excelsior, The Worlds Greatest Ding Dong Salesman I was just "youtubing" the other day and I stumbled upon this gem. His name is Jerry Excelsior, the self proclaimed "Worlds Greatest Ding Dong Salesman". This guy is perhaps the most manly person I have ever seen. He is big, hairy, wears the same sweaty tank top with a fish on it wherever he goes with a grody blue head ban, takes his dates out to wendy's, owns a 98 Saturn shitty car, and pretty much shares my thoughts on life. I'm pretty sure it's just an act for comedy, but the guy is crazy enough that it really could be his own personality. He's not even popular on the web or anything, so I thought I'd give him some free pub 'cuz I think he's hilarious. Heres one of his gems... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdEjs6dqz7o Last edited by BWillie; 01-20-2007 at 01:37 PM..
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01-20-2007, 01:21 PM	#2
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01-20-2007, 01:28 PM	#3
BWillie Future NBA Finals MVP Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Earth Casino cash: $2381241	This one is a good one. "Your ding dong is alot like a slice of pizza. If you are at a pizza parlor, and the slice they gave you is just too small, do you send the slice back? HELL NO! You order more slices. Chicks are the same way with ding dongs. Just feed her a second helping and she'll shut the hell up!" The corny theme music makes it even more funny. Here are the rest of his clips. Enjoy my ding dong selling brothers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6sSlH9tG3Y http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08lx9hbeTZU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05FslLzJ1o0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU6WH9eFkJw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GxcWT-QgpE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qxkuVPDhDw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuaTqjUSS5w __________________ Who wants free money? Use the link below to sign up at Bovada, BetOnline, Black Chip Poker and Ignition. Contact me for private deals, spot bonuses, possible rakeback or any questions! Bovada, Ignition, BetOnline, Black Chip Poker: baldeaglepoker.com Bovada Poker is back! Get up to $500 poker deposit bonus.
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01-20-2007, 04:46 PM	#5
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	This is probably one of the most non-funny clips I've ever seen. I thought the kid who stapled fire-crackers to his bare chest was much funnier and that wasn't funny at all.
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