My CP Draft Forum Prospect Rankings

Direckshun · 04-27-2017, 02:43 PM

Spoiler: it's not a deep draft.

1. Direckshun -- all out hustler, makes his teammates better and is really the alpha male in the Draft Forum locker room
2. kccrow -- team player, does great work, still isn't very much liked or respected by anyone
3. SNR -- really only good at a couple things, locker room cancer
4. Rain Man -- teammates really respect his efforts, but really is only best providing depth and belongs on the bench
5. DJ's left nut -- too much of a tweener; frequently tries to make splash plays but only derails the team's efforts
6. chiefscafan -- likeable effort guy who does the dirty work, but really ****ing terrible at pretty much everything
7. Hoover -- one of those players who's absence would have no impact on the team, but hey at least he doesn't actively make it worse
8. staylor26 -- oh hey speaking of making it actively worse
9. Sfeihc -- still learning English; is a major project that no coach really wants to even talk to
10. BossChief -- the Matt Cassel of ChiefsPlanet; is a designated community leader but everybody is flying banners to get him off the team
11. CleveSteve -- a talented player who is too often consumed by his crippling stupidity; teams have taken this player off their draft board but I hold out hope that tutoring could make him functionally literate
12. Tambaberry -- oh hey your final thoughts are like TWO SENTENCES LONG. five months of draft talk and those are your FINAL thoughts? please make them your final thoughts and leave forever
13. ChiefAshhole1056 -- never gets out of the doghouse, has given us diluted posting samples for several years
14. BigMeatballBillay -- hasn't punched a woman to my knowledge, but almost certainly will at some point
15. Marco Polo -- respected veteran with balky knees that is going to have to be cut due to the fact it's been five years since he's meaningfully contributed
16. KChiefs1 -- boom or bust prospect, in that both words are onomatopoeias for the sound he makes when he shits
17. Dante84 -- would make a really valuable contributor to any team so long as it's not ours
18. Chief Roundup -- allowed onto the team only because he keeps ****ing calling and we can't bring ourselves to tell him how much we ****ing hate him; will be given faulty protection to expose to danger
19. Quesadilla Joe -- quite possibly the worst humanity has to offer
20. Pestilence -- his mother makes for great halftime entertainment

04-27-2017, 02:43 PM	Topic Starter
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $4213447	My CP Draft Forum Prospect Rankings Spoiler: it's not a deep draft. 1. Direckshun -- all out hustler, makes his teammates better and is really the alpha male in the Draft Forum locker room 2. kccrow -- team player, does great work, still isn't very much liked or respected by anyone 3. SNR -- really only good at a couple things, locker room cancer 4. Rain Man -- teammates really respect his efforts, but really is only best providing depth and belongs on the bench 5. DJ's left nut -- too much of a tweener; frequently tries to make splash plays but only derails the team's efforts 6. chiefscafan -- likeable effort guy who does the dirty work, but really **ing terrible at pretty much everything 7. Hoover -- one of those players who's absence would have no impact on the team, but hey at least he doesn't actively make it worse 8. staylor26 -- oh hey speaking of making it actively worse 9. Sfeihc -- still learning English; is a major project that no coach really wants to even talk to 10. BossChief -- the Matt Cassel of ChiefsPlanet; is a designated community leader but everybody is flying banners to get him off the team 11. CleveSteve -- a talented player who is too often consumed by his crippling stupidity; teams have taken this player off their draft board but I hold out hope that tutoring could make him functionally literate 12. Tambaberry -- oh hey your final thoughts are like TWO SENTENCES LONG. five months of draft talk and those are your FINAL thoughts? please make them your final thoughts and leave forever 13. ChiefAshhole1056 -- never gets out of the doghouse, has given us diluted posting samples for several years 14. BigMeatballBillay -- hasn't punched a woman to my knowledge, but almost certainly will at some point 15. Marco Polo -- respected veteran with balky knees that is going to have to be cut due to the fact it's been five years since he's meaningfully contributed 16. KChiefs1 -- boom or bust prospect, in that both words are onomatopoeias for the sound he makes when he shits 17. Dante84 -- would make a really valuable contributor to any team so long as it's not ours 18. Chief Roundup -- allowed onto the team only because he keeps ing calling and we can't bring ourselves to tell him how much we **ing hate him; will be given faulty protection to expose to danger 19. Quesadilla Joe -- quite possibly the worst humanity has to offer 20. Pestilence -- his mother makes for great halftime entertainment
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