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The C-String
Apparently the G-string bikini bottom wasn't revealing enough, so here comes the C-string.
As a guitarist I hate to think what they would make as the E-string. Here's some story from the Mirror UK: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...-craze-3731995 |
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06-23-2014, 10:18 PM | #2 |
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Was it found in a dumpster?
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06-23-2014, 10:18 PM | #3 |
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I always have a huge issue getting the B string in tune. No shit. I can get every other in tune, but the B string. It's the "Understanding what the hell chicks say" of strings.]
note....it looks like something Gene Simmons should market.
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06-23-2014, 10:18 PM | #4 |
Ain't no relax!
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Does that insert into the butthole? Or just like... over the top? Is that perhaps an option?
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06-23-2014, 10:19 PM | #5 |
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that's a damned good question.
it will seriously impact me, as to if I'll wear it.
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06-23-2014, 10:22 PM | #6 |
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It might insert in the front hole.
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06-23-2014, 10:31 PM | #7 |
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self-insertion? or like Bonnie Rotten administered insertion? these are pretty important questions.
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06-23-2014, 10:39 PM | #8 |
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Could go in the nose hole and be a nose warmer.
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06-23-2014, 10:40 PM | #9 |
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ALl its supposed to do is cover the lips! lol i doubt it goes inside the asshole. haha It would turn colors haha
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06-23-2014, 10:42 PM | #10 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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You gotta match it to the 4th fret of the G not the 5th.
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06-23-2014, 10:43 PM | #11 |
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06-23-2014, 11:06 PM | #12 |
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that's the sad part....I was.
nothing like getting everything tuned up, then hitting a D-Chord and stopping abruptly asking aloud "Oh, well **** me. what the **** is that"?
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06-23-2014, 11:08 PM | #13 |
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Why even bother at that point? You are obviously not shy; just go nude.
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06-23-2014, 11:16 PM | #14 |
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that's a good point. next time that B string is giving me shit, I'm playing in the nude. folks will either be too intimidated by the size of my wang, or feel so very sorry for me, that they won't even notice I'm out of tune.
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06-23-2014, 11:19 PM | #15 |
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Through practice and ear training you'll be able to tune your guitar using natural harmonics. No need for nudity or insertion.
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