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Old 06-10-2013, 04:48 PM  
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CP's Roast of.....Hootie presented by rico
Alright, rico, billay, and anyone else wanting to do some roasting of the enigma Hootie here is your stage. If it's popular, we'll continue with the series. If it blows...well we'll just pretend it never happened.
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Old 06-11-2013, 12:34 PM   #346
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Old 06-11-2013, 12:35 PM   #347
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So what is your purpose on CP?
I'm a member.

Out of curiosity, how long did you lurk before you signed up and began posting?
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Old 06-11-2013, 12:37 PM   #348
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I'm a member.

Out of curiosity, how long did you lurk before you signed up and began posting?
I have been here a long time.
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Old 06-11-2013, 12:39 PM   #349
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I have been here a long time.
Interesting. What was the reason(s) behind your decision to sign up and what do you think your purpose is here (if you have one)?
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Old 06-11-2013, 12:42 PM   #350
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Interesting. What was the reason(s) behind your decision to sign up and what do you think your purpose is here (if you have one)?
My purpose here is multifold, that is all I am able to tell you at this juncture in our relationship.
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Old 06-11-2013, 12:44 PM   #351
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My purpose here is multifold, that is all I am able to tell you at this juncture in our relationship.
I got goosebumps and shivers.
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Old 06-11-2013, 12:45 PM   #352
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I got goosebumps and shivers.
From anticipation of our currently developing relationship? I don't "do" dudes. If you are looking for that you will have to contact Hootie or Thig.
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Old 06-11-2013, 12:51 PM   #353
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From anticipation of our currently developing relationship? I don't "do" dudes. If you are looking for that you will have to contact Hootie or Thig.
Homophobe?
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Old 06-11-2013, 12:55 PM   #354
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Old 06-11-2013, 01:04 PM   #355
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Old 06-11-2013, 01:05 PM   #356
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Old 06-11-2013, 01:14 PM   #357
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This is minimum effort as I'm on hold with the irs customer service.

Hootie-

Hootie is a bisexual busboy at a local pizza buffet. For the longest time I thought he looked like Ham from Sandlot and his real name was Kronin. When he's not making out with his ugly guy friend or cuming on c section scars he's usually posting solid football takes inbetween washing dishes at the restaurant. Hootie has grown on as me as a poster. If I had to use a visual I would compare it to Frazods belly.

Pros: has distanced himself a bit from clay. Is good to talk football with. Will probably die from a super std within 10 years.

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Outlook: Too lazy to type. Keep doing what you do Hoot.
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Old 06-11-2013, 01:17 PM   #358
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Hootie-

Hootie is a bisexual busboy at a local pizza buffet. For the longest time I thought he looked like Ham from Sandlot and his real name was Kronin. When he's not making out with his ugly guy friend or cuming on c section scars he's usually posting solid football takes inbetween washing dishes at the restaurant. Hootie has grown on as me as a poster. If I had to use a visual I would compare it to Frazods belly.

Pros: has distanced himself a bit from clay. Is good to talk football with. Will probably die from a super std within 10 years.

Cons: frazods jokes really ****ing suck. He makes luvs threads look interesting.


Outlook: Too lazy to type. Keep doing what you do Hoot.
Interesting. I don't recall any of his "solid football takes" in my 7 years. Just some shitty fantasy football advice.
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Old 06-11-2013, 01:24 PM   #359
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